ICET 2010 Results were annouced and pavan kalayan got disqualifed & failed pavan sadly went to the nd told abt results
chiru: dont worry ra , write supplementary
pavan: thanks annai
charan & arjun: uncle next time ayina exam pass avu....
Saturday, April 24, 2010
In Puli
In puli film
pavan kalayan was a sincere traffic police but he was suspended from his job
why?
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He charged 1000/- for 108 ambulance for over speed
pavan kalayan was a sincere traffic police but he was suspended from his job
why?
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He charged 1000/- for 108 ambulance for over speed
Gold medal missed
Pavan kalyan watching t.v
News:An indian missed Gold medal in swimming..
pavan:manchi pani ayindi, gold medal esukoni swimming ki evaru vellamannaru??...
News:An indian missed Gold medal in swimming..
pavan:manchi pani ayindi, gold medal esukoni swimming ki evaru vellamannaru??...
Friday, April 23, 2010
Some info which u not known or known
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand
"lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noseand ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in " dous ": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noseand ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in " dous ": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
how allu arjun comes from APE
Mana scientists lu andharu oka experiment chesaru,
Oka Ape ni lab thisukoni vacharu ..
.
Ee chimpangee ni.........1000 times plastic surgery chesaru......and inka chestune unaru...
kani 1000 times plastic surgery chesukuna tharvatha.....aa chimpangee ela undi ani oka sari chusaru....
and inka ee experiment progess lo ne undi............
Oka Ape ni lab thisukoni vacharu ..
Ee chimpangee ni.........1000 times plastic surgery chesaru......and inka chestune unaru...
kani 1000 times plastic surgery chesukuna tharvatha.....aa chimpangee ela undi ani oka sari chusaru....
and inka ee experiment progess lo ne undi............
Donkey story
Young Rajesh bought a Donkey from a farmer for 1000.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said,
‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
Rajesh replied,
‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said,
‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Rajesh said,
‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
The farmer asked,
‘What ya gonna do with him?’
Rajesh said,
‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said,
‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’
Rajesh said,
‘Sure I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
‘What happened with that dead donkey?’
Rajesh said,
‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $998.’
The farmer said,
‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Rajesh said,
‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
The farmer asked,
Who is that idiot that agreed to this anyway?
Rajesh replied, his name is Chiranjeevi!!
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said,
‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
Rajesh replied,
‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said,
‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Rajesh said,
‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’
The farmer asked,
‘What ya gonna do with him?’
Rajesh said,
‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said,
‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’
Rajesh said,
‘Sure I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
‘What happened with that dead donkey?’
Rajesh said,
‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $998.’
The farmer said,
‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Rajesh said,
‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
The farmer asked,
Who is that idiot that agreed to this anyway?
Rajesh replied, his name is Chiranjeevi!!
Sirio Daughterr Storyyyy
An English man, Chiranjevi and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, “The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free”. Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,”..yeah. That’s quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free.” Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer. Then Chiranjeevi says “Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in India. In India you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for free sex” The English says “WOW! Did that happen to you?” and Chiru replies “No, but it happened to my daughter.”
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