BADnath

Boy:Nee love kosam edaina chesta 

Girl:Anta vadule okasari Badrinadh movie chustava. 

Boy:Namaste Akka inka endi sangatulu.telangana ostadantava?

Meka Comedy

ORANGE

pavan: ee roju nenu BUS venaka prugethi 5 rupees save chesanu.telusa?
chiru:howley AUTO venaka parugetti unte 30 rupees save ayyevi kadha raa..








CHIRU:How much for hair cutting?
Barber:30

CHIRU:How much for Shaving?

Barber:15

CHIRU :Then Shave My Head...!
funny chiru









SUREKHA: evandi "DEEPAVALI"garelu chesanu thinandi
CHIRU: vaddu tinte sagam pallu vudipotai.
SUREKHA:meru tinakapothe motham pallu RALIPOTAI...











chiru plays Holi every Sunday.
once a Man asked chiru" why you play Holi on every Sunday?"
chiru: because Sunday is Holi-day...
funny chiru
















chiru girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said "Treat me like your wife" chiru picked up her clothes and

started to wash them..
funny chiru
















dady application form nimpe prathi sari HYD kani,delhi gani velthav..enduku?
chiru:form lo "FILL d form in CAPITALS"ani untundi kada anduku..

















TV9 news:
50 girls r joined in HOSPITAL
as they saw "CHARAN" new movie as LOVER BOY.
movie title"ORANGE"
next "LEMON"
chiru next"GUMMADIKAYA"











BUNNY: mama mana Intiloki Varsham neeru vachindanta..
chiru:U cant cheet me..room keys na daggara undi....
bunny shocks..
eriipappa chiru rocks..















Reporter:y did U choose Amrutanjan ad?
Mahesh:People will get headache watching my Khaleja movie.So Iam indirectly warning them 2 take

Amrutanjan















chirujeevi next movie tittle is: "CHOBO" -the lafoot
fat 138 kgs
speed 50 metres/hr
banner: sollu aravind arts
producer: mallu arjun.....














Charan: enti babai aggipulla veliginchav
Pavan: light off chesi padukomanna kada off chesavo ledo ani chustunna
Charan: nuv dad kanna great












CHIRU in school days...

Teacher: what are 2,4,10,17....?

BRILLIANT Chiru:

HBO
Fashion tv
NGC...

Techer SHOCKS..
bananaCHIRU Rocks..










astronomer was watching d sky frm his Telescope.
chiru was observing him.suddenly a star falls.seeing that chiru shouted,"WHAT A SHOT"













chiru:Xpress trai epudu vastadi?
TC:6 ki
chiru:Local Train?
TC:9 ki
chiru:goods gadi?
TC:ekkadiki vellali?
chiru :Track dhati avathaliki poval













chiru:1month nunchi ammayi disturb chestundi
Pavan kalyan: Evaru
Chiru: emo,nenu na phone nunchi evariki call chesina
plz recharge ur account antundi











Sleeping pills-
Rs320
Poison-
Rs160
Rat killer-
Rs80
& neku intakanna takkuva rate
PULI -CD
Rs20
ventane CD konukkoni chusi chachipo














Uppukappu rambu pavan bakkaga undu, Chudachuda Cinemalu chetha undu, Cinemalandu pavan cinemale

flap ayya, ViswadabiRama "PULI" chudakura mama












Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava

Funny Family

charan and chiru

pichha puva mahesh

cartoon on mahesh fans

cartoon on mahesh

click on the pic to view larger

fuli as fokiri

Scene before Gala Gala song between Ileana and Mahesh... imagine Pawan Kalyan in place of Mahesh:

Ileana: Ippudu malli em cinema teesav... entha premincha ninnu.. enni aashalu pettukunnanu.. entho manchi actor anukunnanu

(Crowd running: akkada evaro puli movie chusi poyaranta... evaru?.. evaro telidu)

Ileana: Ippudu nenem cheyali.. ninnu preminchala marchipovala

PK(Pawan Kalyan): marchipo

Ileana: Ela marchipogalanu cinemalu aaputava ledha? cheppu...prathi kshanam nee cinemane gurtostundi.. nidralo aa peeda kalale... khaali
ga unna booking counter chuste nuvve gurtukostav...kastha theda ga evaru kanipinchina nuvve gurtostav... e helicopter chusina
nuvve gurtostav...annam thintunte gurtostav... vantari ga unte inka gurtochi bayapedatav...naa mobile ring aina prathi sari distributor anukuni bayapadatanu...
gadiyaram vanka chusi ee time lo em flop teestunnado anukuntanu.. ganta ganta ki em teestuntado em teestuntado em teestuntado.. kani nuvvem
teestunnav... building la meeda dookutu tirugutunnav... aa director evaru

PK(Pawan Kalyan): Surya ani friend

Ileana: Vaadito enduku tiyatam... vaadu director kaadhu..

PK(Pawan Kalyan): anduke teestunnanu

Ileana: Vaadi sangati naaku anavasaram ila enni flop lu teestav

PK(Pawan Kalyan): Shruti neeko vishayam ardam kavatledu.. neneppudu flop lu teestune unnanu.. ippudu teesina flop kuda kothemi kadhu idi varaku chesinde...
kothaga thappu chestundi nuvvu... naa cinema chusi thappu chesav.. thappo kaadho nuvve baaga alochinchuko...kani nenu matram thappu cheyaledu manchi ammayine preminchanu.. naa cinemalu chusi edcharu kani naakosam evaru ila edavaledu adi baaga nachindi

For the first time in TFI

FRESH........FRESH

1.
ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






2.
Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

.
Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"





3.
RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..




4.
chiru as director,hush kaki productions
movie name:"chedirina swapnam".hero:allu arju,comedian:chekka charan

paripovdaniki ready ga undandi.




5.
in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..



6.
CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"







7.
RAMCHARAN: babai nuvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi.
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





8.
RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.





9.
1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family






10.
RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...






11.
The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio





12.
chiru goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board "Don't use Mobile Here"
then he Calls everyone frm his phone
says DON'T CALL ME NOW







13.
chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..






14.
chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..








15.
Friend: orey ! nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu?
RamCharan: ma nanna laga CM avalanukuntunna
friend: mee nanna CM aa?
Charan:kadu avalanukunadu.







16.
Chiru o 5 Star Hotel Kelli coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
ChiruJivi: Vere Colors Emunayo Avi Chapu babu....

new jokes on sirio

1.

God:My 1 minute is your 1000 Years!
Chiru:Great !, Prabhu! Ma PRP eppudu gelustundo cheppandi,plz..
God: Ok,
Plz wait 1 minute!.......





2.

chiru was sitting in a cricket stadium
Security: Cricket match is over, why r u still sitting here?
chiru: Oye,iam waiting 4 highlights...





3.

Chiru,pk in a double decker bus,1 up & 1 down. pavala kalyan came running down.
Chiru: Why are u coming down?
pk:There was no driver above...





4.





5.

Chiru: you cheated me
Shopkeeper: No,I sold a good radio 2 you
Chiru:Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


6.

Man:"Oh, look at the dead bird".

Chirujeevi looked skyward n said "where?.., where?..
Pk: I saw d dead bird it is flying in d sky.



7.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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CHIRU WOMEN'S COLLEGE FOR BOYS "

or

"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING"

Some More Jokes on CHIMPI..............by VemulaRenaSagar

1.
chiru pant vippi varsham lo parugedutunnadu.
allu told"plz wear it"
chiru:my 60 years old body people can see no problem.but pant kotthadi..



2.

Pavala kalyan"PULI" movie tickets available now.just visit following websites:
www.pk.com
www.diesoon.com
www.how2die.com
www.123danger.com.




3.

MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....





4.

Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..





5.

once chiruJeevi traveling on bus with his wife
wife: evandi veedu na jaketlo cheye pettadu
chiru: you dont worry purse naa jebulo undi




6.

RamCharan:Babai, water nundi power enduku teestaru?

PK:Bitthiroda... Atla tiyyakapothe snanam
chesetapudu shock kodtadi kadara!!





7.

Allu:Ippude ne gurinchi think chesam,intha lone vachavu.Neeku 100 years!
chiruJeevi: noru musko.naku 60 years ye..

Funny chiruJeevi..




8.

A bus fell in a lake
Allu Came up.
But aravind jumped back to d lake
chiru asks why?
aravind:conductor,didnt gave change




9.

ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






10.


Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

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Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"






11.

RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..





12.

in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..





13.


CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"






14.


RAM CHARAN: babai nuvvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi..
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





15.

RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.






16.

1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family




17.

The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio




18.

RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...





19.


chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..



20.


chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..

New jokes on chiru.........by VemulaRenaSagar

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11 jokes on Sirio

1.
Angry chiru:Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool like you?

Pavan ashamed & looks down

chiru: Dont look down.
Look at me!

funny chiru




2.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror. 

3.

pavan: What Is My Exam Hall-ticket Number ?
SIR: It is 013790256.
pavala kalyan: I Paid 1000/-For Exam... Plz Give Me A Fancy Number sir.....


4.
Panimanishi: AMMA garu! ME Patha CHEERALU naku Vaddu. chiru wife: Enduke?
Panimanishi: Meeru Anukoni Ayyagaru CHIRANJEEVI Naa Daggaraku Ravatamledu...
Keep smiling...



5.
chiru:why din not you go to the exam ?
RamCharan: Paper was tough..!
chiru: Without going, how do u know..??
charan: Paper leaked 2 days. ago..!!



6.
ALLU ARJUN: mama! "VARUDU" super hit ayyindi.
CHIRU: orey, Jaffa !! munde NENU "ALWAYS FOOL" ni.
Malli NANNU Special ga "APRIL FOOL " cheyanavasaram ledhu ra....



7.
USA: we 1st landed on moon
Russia: we 1st land on VENUS
chiru: we(I &Aravind)1st landed on Sun
USA: No,you cant, its so hot..
chiru: Yes, we landed in d night yaar......




8.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet to you...
Chiru: Then Why did u come so far? Instead u have posted it....



9.
Inventions by Telugu Sardar CHIRU:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.....




10.
chiru,pavan and RamCharan were going on a BIKE.
Policeman gives hand signal to stop them.
pavala kalyan shouted: "oye already we r 3 here, where will u sit?"


11.

chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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guess?
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"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING."

20 different jokes on chiru family

1.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...



2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...





3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.





4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!

Chiranjeevi!

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The dog bites him & replies

"I'm dog!

MAD dog..!!"






5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...








6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!






7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam






8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi






9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
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Bcoz he pulled out firemen.







10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?






11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.






12.

If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.









13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava






14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.







15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.







16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel







17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU





18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.





19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"







20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.

CHARAN:Enduku babai.

Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,

CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.

Chiru jumps

After elections,by seeing results chiru goes to dilemo

One day a chiru was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building. when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “orey yedava prasad....nee 3 kuturu lechipoyindi” 

chiru was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a third daughter
.When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not yedava.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not prasad,he is chiru............

chiru-The Comedy fellow

Chiru going 2 Delhi 2 meet soniya ..

in between he landed in Bombay.
 and he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Chiru: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

 After t20 stars cup

chiru :eni runs kotav ra

charan:double century miss ayindi............

chiru:avuna

charan:yes dad........just 199 kotali anthey

chiru & pavan went 2 a call gal. 

pavan went in & cum out n said: shit my wife is better. 

chiru went in & cum out n said: U r right ur wife is much better.

After PRP anniversy chiru asked his wife:

Where do you want to go on completing prp anniversary? 

wife: Somewhere I have never been. 

chiru: How about the kitchen?

CM Rossaih and Chiru inside the toilet.
CM: Good mrg, how do u do?
Sardar: Gud mrg, i open the zip and do.

pavan kalayan as a Director: 

You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height

Charan: I don’t know Swimming. 

Pavan: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

Two more Jokes on chimpu

1.
once a BIRD was irritating CHIRU.....

one day CHIRU caught the BIRD and decided to kill that BIRD very Cruely..
what CHIRU did to that BIRD...?
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guess..?
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CHIRU took that BIRD to the 18 th floor and dropped it from there.....
funny siru





2.
Once one girl removed all her clothes before chiru &said"dear,treat me as your wife"
then chiru collected all her clothes n started washing...