Some more jokes

Manager asked Chiru at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Chiru replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
  

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Chiru:
Any great man born in this village???
Chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!! 

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Chiru writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
  

When Chiru was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Chiru shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 

Chiru: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Chiru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
  

Chiru: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Chiru: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Chiru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Chiru: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Chiru: Bcoz it is Black & White
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 Chiru in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Chiru: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 

Chiru: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Chiru: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".  

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Chiru: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE