1.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...
2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...
3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.
4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!
Chiranjeevi!
.
.
The dog bites him & replies
"I'm dog!
MAD dog..!!"
5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...
6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!
7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam
8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi
9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
.
.
.
Bcoz he pulled out firemen.
10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?
11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
12.
If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.
13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava
14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.
16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel
17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU
18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.
19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"
20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.
CHARAN:Enduku babai.
Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,
CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...
2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...
3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.
4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!
Chiranjeevi!
.
.
The dog bites him & replies
"I'm dog!
MAD dog..!!"
5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...
6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!
7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam
8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi
9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
.
.
.
Bcoz he pulled out firemen.
10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?
11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
12.
If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.
13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava
14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.
16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel
17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU
18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.
19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"
20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.
CHARAN:Enduku babai.
Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,
CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.
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