chiru - VP of AP

Waiter gives bill to chiru
chiru : "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

 

chiru and pawan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat.....

police: U are under arrest !!!
man:Y sir what i did I'm just listening allu arjun's "VEDAM" songs, whats wrong?

police: Its suicide attempt case.come lets go.

chiru found a cigarate in srija's room(b4marriage),Oh! god! she smokes",den found wine "Oh god! she drinks",den he saw a boy,"thank god! Ivanni veedivi".

why chiru takes his pregnant wife to PIZZA HOT?
Because they advertised :"free delivery"... 

CHIRU getting down atevry station ,buying ticket 2 d next station.TC:y r u doing so?Chiru:Doctor told me avoid long Journeys!!!


Pawan:govt media vallu na PULI cinima ads PULI Raja ki AIDS vastunda ani estunaru.nuvvu matladu
chiru:era nenu ante neeku kuda comedy aa?


CHIRU IN Asmbly:Adyaksha! Usha RANI evaru?
Evaru POTI cheste dimma tirigi mind block
avutundo adera Usha Rani,nene..enti?


pawan:na bag lo emundo chepithe na bag lo unna apple ista,alage enni unnayo chepithe all 8 ista. chiru:yadhava!edaina clue cheppu ra..

tagore : "Kshaminchu" ane padam na dictionary lone ledhu......
sardar: Ippudu baadha padithe emi laabham?
dictionary kone munde chusukovali......