Friday, May 7, 2010

CM aiyopyydadu...gelichesadu

funny chiru

Conversation between chiru and pavan
when "power was gone"
chiru: I will bring a candle..... he came back sweating with a candle
pavan: oh your sweating, wait I will switch on the fan
chiru: Noooooo.. don't do that candle will turn off.





Are you getting Wrong Calls?
 

Den activate any "pavan kalayan" song as dailer tune on your phone.

Then see the Magic.

You will not get even customer care call....





Doctior:- You have a "Brain Tumor"
pavan:- Yahooo..........!!( Jumps & Enjoying)
Doctor:- Why are you soo happy?
pavan:- It proves that i have "Brain"
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chiru: Arey ATM OXFORD antey entra?
ATM: Adi thelvada anna, adey OX ante yeddu, Ford antey bandi, kalipithey Yeddulabandi anthey....





RamCharan: Doctor na mohaniki plastic surgery cheyyataniki enta karchu autundi??

doc: min lo min oka 20c anna patra babu ne moham koddiga janam chusettu undaliante....

RamCharan : mari plastic meme techukunte enta autundi.......




TEACH : orey chiru ga Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
chiru : U told me 2 do it without using tables.

Samantha Childhood Pic : Exclusive

This is the childhood pic of Samantha Ruth Prabhu of Ye Maya Chesave fame. She was born on April 28, 1987. Currently she is doing Brindavanam opposite NTR


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Some more jokes

Manager asked Chiru at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Chiru replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X




After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
  



One tourist from U.S.A. asked Chiru:
Any great man born in this village???
Chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!! 



Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Chiru writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
  


When Chiru was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Chiru shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 



Chiru: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Chiru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
  


Chiru: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Chiru: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 


Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Chiru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 



Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Chiru: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Chiru: Bcoz it is Black & White
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 Chiru in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Chiru: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 



Chiru: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Chiru: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".  



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Chiru: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

allu sirish gadu -oka yedava

ee allu sirish gadu entha self dabba nayalu ante.......monna elections lo PRP ki 275 seats vachai anta.......kavalante meru oka look vesukondi

 ee chimpu gadi family motham fake anukunta............tu ee koduku apudu marutharo emo............