After the Puli Film relase the response will be
Public ki kopam vasthey mari result elane untundi.................Better Dont relase the puli............relase chestey matram............పబ్లిక్ తో చెప్పు దెబ్బలు తింటాడు ..........తినబోతునాడు
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Mirror
Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.
FRENCH:I think i dont smoke(died)
American:i think i lov my wife(died)
Pavan kalyan: i think .........(died)
FRENCH:I think i dont smoke(died)
American:i think i lov my wife(died)
Pavan kalyan: i think .........(died)
Thursday, April 29, 2010
chiru and pavan
pawan: anna, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
sirio: Amazing, whats dat msg??
pawan: Battery low.....
sirio: Wow nice Naku forward chey
sirio: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
pawan: Bathikinda ..
sirio: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi
Once a donkey kicked sirio and ran away.
sirio: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
NASA sent chiru to Moon..sirio got into the rocket, after going half the way sirio jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon
sirio: Amazing, whats dat msg??
pawan: Battery low.....
sirio: Wow nice Naku forward chey
sirio: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
pawan: Bathikinda ..
sirio: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi
Once a donkey kicked sirio and ran away.
sirio: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
NASA sent chiru to Moon..sirio got into the rocket, after going half the way sirio jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Psycho pavan
Psycho PAVAN an experiment on cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "go", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "go" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "go...."
says, "go", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "go" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "go...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion......
... "after all the cutting d legs of a cockroach becomes deaf......"
... "after all the cutting d legs of a cockroach becomes deaf......"
Ram charan and allu arjun
Ram charan and allu arjun are driving a NEW Car, Charan puts on the indicator and asks the
Arjun to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
chiru at bar
Sardar at bar in HYD.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says - "Chiranjeevi Married"
fafam allu arjun
After the kissing scene in varadu , Guess wat will do heroine do next
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she brushes 10 times...............and say its very ugly to kiss the chimpanzess
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she brushes 10 times...............and say its very ugly to kiss the chimpanzess
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
mee daddy ekkada ra.....excellent post.......dont miss
mee dad ekada ra.....
abbba naaku siggestundi uncle...
Daddy ekkada ante siggu antaventra silly fellow....
vaadu ado typele uncle.....
mari nuvvu a typeo??
enti mohanbabu raagane pillala meeda padddav nenu ikkade unnaaagaaaaaa
adem ledu chiru.. nee koduku naa koothirikante ekkuva siggupadutunnadu.......
adi sarle kaani thirupathilo naa position enti Mohanbabu gaaru?????
sorry tirupathilo asalu ninnu gurthu kuda pattatledu........
aunaaaaa andukenaaa monna tirupathiki vasthe receive chesukodaniki kuda evaru raaledu....
avunu ne thammudu ekada.....
monnegaa assam pampichhaaaaaaaa
inkenti vishayalu....
inkaa emuntai MB politicsloki vacchi bathuku bustand aipoindi....
aunu chinna pillalu kuda ninnu chusi navvutunnarugaa.....
aunu bossu...... parisththi mariiii ghorangaa undi.......
bhale ayinde ley.......
Naa badha chuste neeku navvulaatagaa unda......
ante nuvvu legend ani cheppuntavu kada mari iii inthalaaa jokervi elaa aipoyaavaaa ani....
Neeku dandam pedatha nannu inkaaaa champaku plsssssssss
sare bathukoo.....ninu chustunte jalivesthundi
aa chiranjeevini vadiley mohanbabu naa daggara edustunnadu
vaadi comedy tagaleeya vadilesaka kuda vacchi nee daggara edchaada......
Chaa Mohanbabutho anavasaramgaa pettukunna...... Tirupathilo naaku dikkevaru...
bhale bhale inka veediki aa paivaade thodu..........
Ja...ga....ma......desk aipoindi gaaaaaa
abbba naaku siggestundi uncle...
Daddy ekkada ante siggu antaventra silly fellow....
aa chiranjeevini vadiley mohanbabu naa daggara edustunnadu
Ja...ga....ma......desk aipoindi gaaaaaa
Chiru new party office
Chiru started a new party offcice On the very first day he worked till late evening on the computer.
jogayya thatha was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
chiru : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
jogayya thatha was happy and asked him what he did till evening.
chiru : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Puli's responsibilty for the next three months
Pavan kalayn gone be a bodyguard for the theatres fo Simha....To Arrest the BLOCK TICKETERS
Monday, April 26, 2010
Reason behind the bad publicity ...it's just jealous
Why some People in Andhra are creating SMS's or Emails or Videos against to Balakrishna and forwarding to many?
1) After NTR era, there are Balakrisha and Chiranjeevi are the Top hero's in Telugu Film indistury (TFI).
2) First time in TFI, Muddualla Mavayya movie went for 100 days in 50 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
3) First time in TFI, SamaraSimhaReddy movie went for 100 days in 75 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
4) First time in TFI, NaraSimhaNaidu movie went for 100 days in 100 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
5) First time in Indian Film Industry, Samara Simha Reddy movie went for 175 days in 30 centres.
By seeing this kind of unique records, Chiranjeevi fans feel jealous and started putting pressure on their hero to come up with a movie which can break BalaKrisha movie records....then hero Chiranjeevi came up with Indra (it's just copy of the Samasimhareaddy and Narasimhanaidu).
Although it become hit, still it couldn't cross the records. So they invested huge money to beat the records of Balakrishna movies...because of that the Indra movie went for 100 days in 125 + centres...
Although their hero's movie crossed records of Balakrishna's movie, they are not happy....because if one more Balakrishna movie comes like SamaraSimha Readdy and NaraSimhaNaidu, the records of movie indra will be gone to Sea....And by that time they also learnt that with their hero's capability its impossible to cross the records of Balakrishna's movies.....
So there are only two options left to them:
1) For every chiranjeevi movie invest huge money and cross all the records that are set by Balakrishna's movie.
2) Degrade the Balakrishna's image among the people, so that some people won't go to his movies, so that he can never set the new records...
Any common man can tell, which one of the above two is better...obviously second option is the better option.....because no need to spend money and also technology is there to create SMS's or to create emails or to create videos against to him and send to most of the people...
So whenver there is a BalaKrishna movie coming....most of the chiranjeevi fans will start doing all those activities and try to create the bad impression about him and his movie among audience....
Although Balakrishna didn't score a Hit in recent days, still they are having fear about his capability and now for his forthcoming movie SIMHA, they already started doing the above mentioned activities!!!
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Now you think who is great and who is worst....
I belive that a guy is great if he wants to come to top by using his own efforts....but there are guys in AP and they are thinking that, they can come to top by throwing others to down....although that is possible, that is tempoarorily, finally the guy who belives his efforts only will win.
Balakrishna's fans are very much aware of the capability of their Hero...and they concentrate only on watching his movies or doing some social service....
Finally I can say only Balakrishna movie can set the tollywood records and all other hero's can only try to break the those records....
Also here I just want to suggest to people who are doing this kind of junk activities, let your hero try to break the records by using his own capability and if he has done that you enjoy that....but don't never feel jealous about other hero records and never try to degrade other hero among audience.
1) After NTR era, there are Balakrisha and Chiranjeevi are the Top hero's in Telugu Film indistury (TFI).
2) First time in TFI, Muddualla Mavayya movie went for 100 days in 50 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
3) First time in TFI, SamaraSimhaReddy movie went for 100 days in 75 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
4) First time in TFI, NaraSimhaNaidu movie went for 100 days in 100 + centres and hero of that film is Balakrishna.
5) First time in Indian Film Industry, Samara Simha Reddy movie went for 175 days in 30 centres.
By seeing this kind of unique records, Chiranjeevi fans feel jealous and started putting pressure on their hero to come up with a movie which can break BalaKrisha movie records....then hero Chiranjeevi came up with Indra (it's just copy of the Samasimhareaddy and Narasimhanaidu).
Although it become hit, still it couldn't cross the records. So they invested huge money to beat the records of Balakrishna movies...because of that the Indra movie went for 100 days in 125 + centres...
Although their hero's movie crossed records of Balakrishna's movie, they are not happy....because if one more Balakrishna movie comes like SamaraSimha Readdy and NaraSimhaNaidu, the records of movie indra will be gone to Sea....And by that time they also learnt that with their hero's capability its impossible to cross the records of Balakrishna's movies.....
So there are only two options left to them:
1) For every chiranjeevi movie invest huge money and cross all the records that are set by Balakrishna's movie.
2) Degrade the Balakrishna's image among the people, so that some people won't go to his movies, so that he can never set the new records...
Any common man can tell, which one of the above two is better...obviously second option is the better option.....because no need to spend money and also technology is there to create SMS's or to create emails or to create videos against to him and send to most of the people...
So whenver there is a BalaKrishna movie coming....most of the chiranjeevi fans will start doing all those activities and try to create the bad impression about him and his movie among audience....
Although Balakrishna didn't score a Hit in recent days, still they are having fear about his capability and now for his forthcoming movie SIMHA, they already started doing the above mentioned activities!!!
................
Now you think who is great and who is worst....
I belive that a guy is great if he wants to come to top by using his own efforts....but there are guys in AP and they are thinking that, they can come to top by throwing others to down....although that is possible, that is tempoarorily, finally the guy who belives his efforts only will win.
Balakrishna's fans are very much aware of the capability of their Hero...and they concentrate only on watching his movies or doing some social service....
Finally I can say only Balakrishna movie can set the tollywood records and all other hero's can only try to break the those records....
Also here I just want to suggest to people who are doing this kind of junk activities, let your hero try to break the records by using his own capability and if he has done that you enjoy that....but don't never feel jealous about other hero records and never try to degrade other hero among audience.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
wife and husband
wife with husband: emandi......babu edsthunadu....
husband: ithe vadiki pavan kalayan film chupinchu...
after watching pavan film
wife: emandi................................
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husband:wat happend?
wife: babu chanipoyadu andi...
chiru: No this is her husband speaking............
How do you make a chiru laugh on "Saturday" after elections?
Tell him a joke on Tuesday
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Ramcharan.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
husband: ithe vadiki pavan kalayan film chupinchu...
after watching pavan film
wife: emandi................................
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husband:wat happend?
wife: babu chanipoyadu andi...
chiru on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child? chiru: No this is her husband speaking............
How do you make a chiru laugh on "Saturday" after elections?
Tell him a joke on Tuesday
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Ramcharan.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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