Friday, May 7, 2010
funny chiru
Conversation between chiru and pavan
when "power was gone"
chiru: I will bring a candle..... he came back sweating with a candle
pavan: oh your sweating, wait I will switch on the fan
chiru: Noooooo.. don't do that candle will turn off.
when "power was gone"
chiru: I will bring a candle..... he came back sweating with a candle
pavan: oh your sweating, wait I will switch on the fan
chiru: Noooooo.. don't do that candle will turn off.
Den activate any "pavan kalayan" song as dailer tune on your phone.
Then see the Magic.
You will not get even customer care call....
Doctior:- You have a "Brain Tumor"
pavan:- Yahooo..........!!( Jumps & Enjoying)
Doctor:- Why are you soo happy?
pavan:- It proves that i have "Brain".
chiru: Arey ATM OXFORD antey entra?
ATM: Adi thelvada anna, adey OX ante yeddu, Ford antey bandi, kalipithey Yeddulabandi anthey....
RamCharan: Doctor na mohaniki plastic surgery cheyyataniki enta karchu autundi??
doc: min lo min oka 20c anna patra babu ne moham koddiga janam chusettu undaliante....
RamCharan : mari plastic meme techukunte enta autundi.......
doc: min lo min oka 20c anna patra babu ne moham koddiga janam chusettu undaliante....
RamCharan : mari plastic meme techukunte enta autundi.......
TEACH : orey chiru ga Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
chiru : U told me 2 do it without using tables.Samantha Childhood Pic : Exclusive
This is the childhood pic of Samantha Ruth Prabhu of Ye Maya Chesave fame. She was born on April 28, 1987. Currently she is doing Brindavanam opposite NTR
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Some more jokes
Manager asked Chiru at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Chiru replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Chiru replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Chiru: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Chiru:
Any great man born in this village???
Chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Any great man born in this village???
Chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Chiru writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
So Chiru writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When Chiru was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Chiru shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
adjusted the mirror. Chiru shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Chiru: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Chiru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Chiru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Chiru: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Chiru: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: How do u know?
Chiru: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Chiru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Chiru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Chiru: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Chiru: Bcoz it is Black & White
.
Chiru: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Chiru: Bcoz it is Black & White
.
Chiru in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Chiru: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Chiru: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Chiru: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Chiru: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Chiru: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Chiru: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Chiru: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
allu sirish gadu -oka yedava
ee allu sirish gadu entha self dabba nayalu ante.......monna elections lo PRP ki 275 seats vachai anta.......kavalante meru oka look vesukondi
ee chimpu gadi family motham fake anukunta............tu ee koduku apudu marutharo emo............
Monday, May 3, 2010
Kuwait Times publishes Simha Record
Kuwait English newspaper “Kuwait Times” publishes a Telugu film related news for the first time. This credit goes to Balakrishna for creating all-time record in Kuwait with Simha and Gulfwide Nandamurifans for showing Balakrishna Stamina. Thanks to Darlasrinivasulu Achari for sending this pic.
Varudu prints on the road for sale
Varudu release ayina second day ke, paatha samanlu(gujiri) kone vallu varudu prints ni 50/- rupess koni road meeda ammuthuna pics evi........theatre nunchi paatha samanlu(gujiri) shop ki thisukovelthana pic
aa tharavatha paatha samanlu vadu road meeda ammataniki thisukuvelthuna pic
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Current situation of a chiru fan..
Ayoo Balayya konni years nunchi memu chala kastapadi SMS's, emails, videos create chesi, nee prabanjanam adukovali ani chuste.....SIMHA cinema tho nuvvu ante anto maku thelisi vache la chesavu ga Balayya....
Burada jalle jathi ani public andaraki telsela tichunukonnaka kooda, maku buddi rakapovadanaiki memu manshulam kadu unkutunnava....Budi vachindi le, suryudini arichethitho appalemu ani telsi vachindi ....inka nee tho pettukomu, mamalini manichhu...
Burada jalle jathi ani public andaraki telsela tichunukonnaka kooda, maku buddi rakapovadanaiki memu manshulam kadu unkutunnava....Budi vachindi le, suryudini arichethitho appalemu ani telsi vachindi ....inka nee tho pettukomu, mamalini manichhu...
GUNTUR RECORDS COLLECTIONS OF SIMHA
simha breaks the previous records of first day collection in GUNTUR
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