FRESH........FRESH

1.
ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






2.
Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

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Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"





3.
RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..




4.
chiru as director,hush kaki productions
movie name:"chedirina swapnam".hero:allu arju,comedian:chekka charan

paripovdaniki ready ga undandi.




5.
in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..



6.
CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"







7.
RAMCHARAN: babai nuvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi.
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





8.
RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.





9.
1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family






10.
RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...






11.
The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio





12.
chiru goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board "Don't use Mobile Here"
then he Calls everyone frm his phone
says DON'T CALL ME NOW







13.
chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..






14.
chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..








15.
Friend: orey ! nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu?
RamCharan: ma nanna laga CM avalanukuntunna
friend: mee nanna CM aa?
Charan:kadu avalanukunadu.







16.
Chiru o 5 Star Hotel Kelli coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
ChiruJivi: Vere Colors Emunayo Avi Chapu babu....

new jokes on sirio

1.

God:My 1 minute is your 1000 Years!
Chiru:Great !, Prabhu! Ma PRP eppudu gelustundo cheppandi,plz..
God: Ok,
Plz wait 1 minute!.......





2.

chiru was sitting in a cricket stadium
Security: Cricket match is over, why r u still sitting here?
chiru: Oye,iam waiting 4 highlights...





3.

Chiru,pk in a double decker bus,1 up & 1 down. pavala kalyan came running down.
Chiru: Why are u coming down?
pk:There was no driver above...





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5.

Chiru: you cheated me
Shopkeeper: No,I sold a good radio 2 you
Chiru:Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


6.

Man:"Oh, look at the dead bird".

Chirujeevi looked skyward n said "where?.., where?..
Pk: I saw d dead bird it is flying in d sky.



7.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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CHIRU WOMEN'S COLLEGE FOR BOYS "

or

"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING"

Some More Jokes on CHIMPI..............by VemulaRenaSagar

1.
chiru pant vippi varsham lo parugedutunnadu.
allu told"plz wear it"
chiru:my 60 years old body people can see no problem.but pant kotthadi..



2.

Pavala kalyan"PULI" movie tickets available now.just visit following websites:
www.pk.com
www.diesoon.com
www.how2die.com
www.123danger.com.




3.

MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....





4.

Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..





5.

once chiruJeevi traveling on bus with his wife
wife: evandi veedu na jaketlo cheye pettadu
chiru: you dont worry purse naa jebulo undi




6.

RamCharan:Babai, water nundi power enduku teestaru?

PK:Bitthiroda... Atla tiyyakapothe snanam
chesetapudu shock kodtadi kadara!!





7.

Allu:Ippude ne gurinchi think chesam,intha lone vachavu.Neeku 100 years!
chiruJeevi: noru musko.naku 60 years ye..

Funny chiruJeevi..




8.

A bus fell in a lake
Allu Came up.
But aravind jumped back to d lake
chiru asks why?
aravind:conductor,didnt gave change




9.

ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
|
|
|
|
Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






10.


Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

.
Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"






11.

RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..





12.

in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..





13.


CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"






14.


RAM CHARAN: babai nuvvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi..
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





15.

RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.






16.

1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family




17.

The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio




18.

RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...





19.


chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..



20.


chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..

New jokes on chiru.........by VemulaRenaSagar

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