CM Rossaih and Chiru inside the toilet.
CM: Good mrg, how do u do?
Sardar: Gud mrg, i open the zip and do.
Friday, June 25, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
11 jokes on Sirio
1.
Angry chiru:Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool like you?
Pavan ashamed & looks down
chiru: Dont look down.
Look at me!
funny chiru
2.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.
Angry chiru:Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool like you?
Pavan ashamed & looks down
chiru: Dont look down.
Look at me!
funny chiru
2.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror.
pavan: What Is My Exam Hall-ticket Number ?
SIR: It is 013790256.
pavala kalyan: I Paid 1000/-For Exam... Plz Give Me A Fancy Number sir.....
4.
Panimanishi: AMMA garu! ME Patha CHEERALU naku Vaddu. chiru wife: Enduke?
Panimanishi: Meeru Anukoni Ayyagaru CHIRANJEEVI Naa Daggaraku Ravatamledu...
Keep smiling...
5.
chiru:why din not you go to the exam ?
RamCharan: Paper was tough..!
chiru: Without going, how do u know..??
charan: Paper leaked 2 days. ago..!!
6.
ALLU ARJUN: mama! "VARUDU" super hit ayyindi.
CHIRU: orey, Jaffa !! munde NENU "ALWAYS FOOL" ni.
Malli NANNU Special ga "APRIL FOOL " cheyanavasaram ledhu ra....
7.
USA: we 1st landed on moon
Russia: we 1st land on VENUS
chiru: we(I &Aravind)1st landed on Sun
USA: No,you cant, its so hot..
chiru: Yes, we landed in d night yaar......
8.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet to you...
Chiru: Then Why did u come so far? Instead u have posted it....
9.
Inventions by Telugu Sardar CHIRU:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.....
10.
chiru,pavan and RamCharan were going on a BIKE.
Policeman gives hand signal to stop them.
pavala kalyan shouted: "oye already we r 3 here, where will u sit?"
11.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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guess?
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"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING."
20 different jokes on chiru family
1.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...
2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...
3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.
4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!
Chiranjeevi!
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The dog bites him & replies
"I'm dog!
MAD dog..!!"
5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...
6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!
7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam
8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi
9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
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Bcoz he pulled out firemen.
10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?
11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
12.
If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.
13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava
14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.
16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel
17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU
18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.
19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"
20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.
CHARAN:Enduku babai.
Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,
CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...
2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...
3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.
4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!
Chiranjeevi!
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The dog bites him & replies
"I'm dog!
MAD dog..!!"
5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...
6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!
7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam
8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi
9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
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Bcoz he pulled out firemen.
10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?
11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
12.
If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.
13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava
14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.
16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel
17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU
18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.
19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"
20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.
CHARAN:Enduku babai.
Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,
CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Chiru jumps
After elections,by seeing results chiru goes to dilemo
One day a chiru was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building. when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “orey yedava prasad....nee 3 kuturu lechipoyindi”
chiru was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his officethirteenth floor building. when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “orey yedava prasad....nee 3 kuturu lechipoyindi”
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a third daughter
.When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not yedava.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not prasad,he is chiru............
chiru-The Comedy fellow
Chiru going 2 Delhi 2 meet soniya ..
in between he landed in Bombay.
and he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Chiru: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
and he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Chiru: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”
After t20 stars cup
chiru :eni runs kotav ra
charan:double century miss ayindi............
chiru:avuna
charan:yes dad........just 199 kotali anthey
chiru & pavan went 2 a call gal.
pavan went in & cum out n said: shit my wife is better.
chiru went in & cum out n said: U r right ur wife is much better.
After PRP anniversy chiru asked his wife:
Where do you want to go on completing prp anniversary?
wife: Somewhere I have never been.
chiru: How about the kitchen?
pavan kalayan as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height
Charan: I don’t know Swimming.
Pavan: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty
Two more Jokes on chimpu
1.
once a BIRD was irritating CHIRU.....
one day CHIRU caught the BIRD and decided to kill that BIRD very Cruely..
what CHIRU did to that BIRD...?
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guess..?
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CHIRU took that BIRD to the 18 th floor and dropped it from there.....
funny siru
2.
Once one girl removed all her clothes before chiru &said"dear,treat me as your wife"
then chiru collected all her clothes n started washing...
once a BIRD was irritating CHIRU.....
one day CHIRU caught the BIRD and decided to kill that BIRD very Cruely..
what CHIRU did to that BIRD...?
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guess..?
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CHIRU took that BIRD to the 18 th floor and dropped it from there.....
funny siru
2.
Once one girl removed all her clothes before chiru &said"dear,treat me as your wife"
then chiru collected all her clothes n started washing...
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