BADnath

Boy:Nee love kosam edaina chesta 

Girl:Anta vadule okasari Badrinadh movie chustava. 

Boy:Namaste Akka inka endi sangatulu.telangana ostadantava?

Meka Comedy

ORANGE

pichha chimpu

Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava





Pava okasari Pelliki Velladu.
plate lo Tissue Paper chusi idedo Kotha Item ani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinaku, Asalu Taste Ledu















Maximum- Jumping distance of ANIMALS:
xxx-4m
Cat-3.7m
Donkey-6m Horse-14.9m
komram PULI- jumps 1 Km frm buildings to buildings.
Funny animal











Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track
MAN: Pothav ra
CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada?

















charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi?
Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra!
charan:Nuv keka
















Charan: dad ratri mobile charging petti padukoku
Chiru: y?

Charan: Battery blast avuddi
Chiru: telusu ra ,anduke battery teesi charging petta
















POKIRI dilogue
orey puli evadura ikkada
PK: annaya puli kavala,evaditho cinema testhe producer inko cinema tiyyaledo vade puli
nene enti











PULI 1 WEEK COLLECTIONS:

NIMS: 12 Crores
KIMS: 09 Crores
APPOLO: 25 Crores
YASHODHA: 20 Crores

Sales of AMRUTHANJAN has increased.
Puli raja











Charan: Daddy, gold chain karigisthe emosthundi?
Chiru : gold
charan: silver chain?
Chiru: silver
charan: mari cycle chain?
Chiru : cycle









hi, I'm actor PAVAN KALYAN i did a film puli as u knw
It was big flop as my previous if u 4wd dis
msg producer vil get 50 ps/sms
plz help










Pavan:
Heating a knife in his house.
Charan:
y r u heating knife

PK:To do suicide bcoz of PULI
charan:y r u heating
PK:To prevent infection











Shop keeper: Do you want pocket calculator...?

Brilliant CHIRU:
No thanks, i know how many pockets i have....

CHIRU Rocks..













1000 rupees ki emi tisukunna 1 saree free!
Next day shop lo pedda godava
Why?
shop lo chiru 1000rs ki change tisukoni saree free ga adigau.









Chiru seriously studying books abt Blood.His wife askd y?He replied"Doctor said 2morrow i have a Blood test,so i want 2 score good marks"

















Sharekhan 100 gedelu pampinchu palu pithukutha.100 ku ekkuva ina parvaleadu thakkuva kakunda pampu..nenu konedala vamsam XXXXX ganni










I am deletng ur no. frm my phone as i always send u msgs bt u never replied. So bye...

Chiru sent this msg to custmer care.











Teacher:
MONDAY Mundhu yemi vastundi ?
Brilliant CHIRU replies
?
?
Chiru:
oh..
idi kuda teliyada

POGA

vastundi!

CHIRU rocks
Techer SHOCKS












TV9:Flash.....Flash...... 50 girls r joined
in hospital on sucide attempt

as they saw

"CHIRU " New Film title is
"LOVER BOY"















Charan: rakhi bagundi evarukattaru babai
Pavan: bagundane na lovertho balavanthanga nene kattinchukunna....

Charan: nuvu keka babai..

pavan: ee roju nenu BUS venaka prugethi 5 rupees save chesanu.telusa?
chiru:howley AUTO venaka parugetti unte 30 rupees save ayyevi kadha raa..








CHIRU:How much for hair cutting?
Barber:30

CHIRU:How much for Shaving?

Barber:15

CHIRU :Then Shave My Head...!
funny chiru









SUREKHA: evandi "DEEPAVALI"garelu chesanu thinandi
CHIRU: vaddu tinte sagam pallu vudipotai.
SUREKHA:meru tinakapothe motham pallu RALIPOTAI...











chiru plays Holi every Sunday.
once a Man asked chiru" why you play Holi on every Sunday?"
chiru: because Sunday is Holi-day...
funny chiru
















chiru girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said "Treat me like your wife" chiru picked up her clothes and

started to wash them..
funny chiru
















dady application form nimpe prathi sari HYD kani,delhi gani velthav..enduku?
chiru:form lo "FILL d form in CAPITALS"ani untundi kada anduku..

















TV9 news:
50 girls r joined in HOSPITAL
as they saw "CHARAN" new movie as LOVER BOY.
movie title"ORANGE"
next "LEMON"
chiru next"GUMMADIKAYA"











BUNNY: mama mana Intiloki Varsham neeru vachindanta..
chiru:U cant cheet me..room keys na daggara undi....
bunny shocks..
eriipappa chiru rocks..















Reporter:y did U choose Amrutanjan ad?
Mahesh:People will get headache watching my Khaleja movie.So Iam indirectly warning them 2 take

Amrutanjan















chirujeevi next movie tittle is: "CHOBO" -the lafoot
fat 138 kgs
speed 50 metres/hr
banner: sollu aravind arts
producer: mallu arjun.....














Charan: enti babai aggipulla veliginchav
Pavan: light off chesi padukomanna kada off chesavo ledo ani chustunna
Charan: nuv dad kanna great












CHIRU in school days...

Teacher: what are 2,4,10,17....?

BRILLIANT Chiru:

HBO
Fashion tv
NGC...

Techer SHOCKS..
bananaCHIRU Rocks..










astronomer was watching d sky frm his Telescope.
chiru was observing him.suddenly a star falls.seeing that chiru shouted,"WHAT A SHOT"













chiru:Xpress trai epudu vastadi?
TC:6 ki
chiru:Local Train?
TC:9 ki
chiru:goods gadi?
TC:ekkadiki vellali?
chiru :Track dhati avathaliki poval













chiru:1month nunchi ammayi disturb chestundi
Pavan kalyan: Evaru
Chiru: emo,nenu na phone nunchi evariki call chesina
plz recharge ur account antundi











Sleeping pills-
Rs320
Poison-
Rs160
Rat killer-
Rs80
& neku intakanna takkuva rate
PULI -CD
Rs20
ventane CD konukkoni chusi chachipo














Uppukappu rambu pavan bakkaga undu, Chudachuda Cinemalu chetha undu, Cinemalandu pavan cinemale

flap ayya, ViswadabiRama "PULI" chudakura mama












Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava

Funny Family

charan and chiru