1.
Why did chiru put his radio in his refrigerator
charan: I give up.
pavala kalyan:Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.
2.
Why did CHIRU sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to
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measure how long he has Slept.
Funny Siru...
3.
CHIRU declares:
I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to
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my children also.
bananaCHIRU
4.
joke: allu arjun:orey,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
charan:ela untundi?
arjun:chala baguntundi.
charan:na number ivvu.
5.
A xxx was chasing RamCharan.he was running but laughing.
chiru asked y r u laughing?
Charan:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me
6.
Chiru: all over my body where i press I have pain.
doctor:take whole body scan.
Chiru: k
doctor: Result of scan: finger fractured!
FunnySiru
7.
CHIRU:Tirupathi lo Nenu gelichanu ante evaru nammatam ledu enduku?
Wife:nuv edava ani vallaku kuda telisindemo
Pavala kalyan: Eroju April 1 st
8.
Teacher: samudram enduku 'uppongu tundi'?
Charan: samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti....
9.
Charan:dady,Ninnu aravind erripappa nu chesadu.Nannemo allu arjun
Chiru: em chesadu ra?
Charan: Missed call immani cheppi,ph?ne Lift chesadu?
10.
Charan:dad,naku BIKE kavali.
Chiru:BIKE antha levu,nekenduku ra bike?
RCT:neku CAR undi,nv car antha unava?
Chiru:next movie hit aithe konistha
11.
Chiru's 60th Birthday
GUESTs asked why dis bulb on cake?
Chiru: Its dificult 2 put 60candles on cake so i put dis 60volt bulb....
12.
Charan: dad Eroju Non-Veg thindama??
Chiru:sare,fish thindamu?
Charan:andulo mullu untayi
Chiru: parvaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam..
13.
1day CHIRU was walking in d rain.
allu asked that there was a hole in d UMBRELLA?
CHIRU:
How do i know if rain stops, that's y this hole.
14.
JAILER asked CHIRU nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav?
CHIRU: oka lady journalist T shirt midha "press" ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe !
15.
CHIRU:whats ur car name
LADY:I dont know but it starts with T
CHIRU: you r very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol !
16.
CHIRU:Aa party vaallu donga notlu inste nuvvem chessav?
RAM CHARAN: Donga vote lu vesaanu
17.CHIRU Lost His Cheque Book.!
BankManager: Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign.
CHIRU: I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques
18.ALLU ARAVIND: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
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CHIRU: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
Why did chiru put his radio in his refrigerator
charan: I give up.
pavala kalyan:Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.
2.
Why did CHIRU sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to
.
.
.
.
.
.
measure how long he has Slept.
Funny Siru...
3.
CHIRU declares:
I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
my children also.
bananaCHIRU
4.
joke: allu arjun:orey,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
charan:ela untundi?
arjun:chala baguntundi.
charan:na number ivvu.
5.
A xxx was chasing RamCharan.he was running but laughing.
chiru asked y r u laughing?
Charan:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me
6.
Chiru: all over my body where i press I have pain.
doctor:take whole body scan.
Chiru: k
doctor: Result of scan: finger fractured!
FunnySiru
7.
CHIRU:Tirupathi lo Nenu gelichanu ante evaru nammatam ledu enduku?
Wife:nuv edava ani vallaku kuda telisindemo
Pavala kalyan: Eroju April 1 st
8.
Teacher: samudram enduku 'uppongu tundi'?
Charan: samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti....
9.
Charan:dady,Ninnu aravind erripappa nu chesadu.Nannemo allu arjun
Chiru: em chesadu ra?
Charan: Missed call immani cheppi,ph?ne Lift chesadu?
10.
Charan:dad,naku BIKE kavali.
Chiru:BIKE antha levu,nekenduku ra bike?
RCT:neku CAR undi,nv car antha unava?
Chiru:next movie hit aithe konistha
11.
Chiru's 60th Birthday
GUESTs asked why dis bulb on cake?
Chiru: Its dificult 2 put 60candles on cake so i put dis 60volt bulb....
12.
Charan: dad Eroju Non-Veg thindama??
Chiru:sare,fish thindamu?
Charan:andulo mullu untayi
Chiru: parvaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam..
13.
1day CHIRU was walking in d rain.
allu asked that there was a hole in d UMBRELLA?
CHIRU:
How do i know if rain stops, that's y this hole.
14.
JAILER asked CHIRU nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav?
CHIRU: oka lady journalist T shirt midha "press" ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe !
15.
CHIRU:whats ur car name
LADY:I dont know but it starts with T
CHIRU: you r very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol !
16.
CHIRU:Aa party vaallu donga notlu inste nuvvem chessav?
RAM CHARAN: Donga vote lu vesaanu
17.CHIRU Lost His Cheque Book.!
BankManager: Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign.
CHIRU: I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques
18.ALLU ARAVIND: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
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CHIRU: By the time she gets ready no other place is open
