chiru tweets again...!!

6/2/2010 9:00pm Hi guys jus back frm cricket practice..bowler dint knw to bowl..he is bowling to my legs..but i hit hard..but nt ball..to my balls..!!ouch..!!


6/2/2010 9:05pm boys asked me..sir do u hav gaurd? i told yes..!!..shit....i thot my bodygaurd..Nw i came o knw they asked abt this gaurd!!


6/2/2010 9:06pm hmm..feelin now better...had ice pack..! later face pack..!!


6/2/2010 9:07pm soniyaji meeting was gr8..!! she requested me to dance...i felt shy..


6/2/2010 9:08pm started..hey papa..hey papa..hands upppp...!!

damn... the whole security came inside n took positions...i planed to take kaidhi pose..thank god.. soniyaji explained thm sent back..!!


6/2/2010 9:09pm poor ppl dont kwn telugu..this time i'l get a bundle of "30rojulu telugu basha" books n distribute to them..soniyaji wel get impressed..!!


6/2/2010 9:10pm haa. what a pleasent climate..wana hear music..switched on the radio..!!


6/2/2010 9:11pm wov..!! soniyaa..soniyaa..sweetu sweetu soniya..song is cuming...nice i liked it..!!


6/2/2010 9:12pm i wana make it as my caller tune..so..tat wen ever soniyaji calls she'l get flatterd..!!


6/2/2010 9:13pm i'm on diet nw..wana slim...hav light food...idly's,dosa's n chapathi's..!!


6/2/2010 9:14pm hav to read "30 rojula hindi basha" ...see u guys...!!


6/2/2010 9:15pm i'm shutting down mysystem.....bye..!!

Chiru on twitter-2

5/31/2010 9:00 I went to cricket stadium for practicing. That is actors cricket. I am retired actor. So I will check if I am a player or Umpire.

5/31/2010 9:30 Good news. I am not Umpire.

5/31/2010 9:40 Good news I am not 12th player.

5/31/2010 9:45 My phone is ringing. It might be from Soniyaji.

5/31/2010 9:48 No it is not from her.It is from my new friend Mohan Babu. Big disappointment.

6/1/2010 7:45 I called my wife "surekhaJI". It has become a habbit to call everyone "JI" after Soniayâji's meeting. Sorryâ¦.Soniyaji's meeting.

6/1/2010 8:00 I am reading newspaper. Good news. There is no banner item with title "Jenda Peekeddam".

6/1/2010 8:30 Today we have meeting with party members. I am confused if they are Kodi pillalu or Puli pillalu.

6/1/2010 9:00 Meeting is over. I showed them Venna step and cricket practice step. All are very happy. Meeting went well. No discussions, only steps.

6/2/2010 9:00 Phone is ringing..¦It must be Soniyaji

6/2/2010 9:10 No it is from Manmohan. He is also puppet like me. He has soniya and I have Bava, CEO.

6/2/2010 9:15 He wants to meet me. Before I enter politics, no buffon can be compared to Sardarji. I am greater than all Sardarjis. He is also so nice like SoniyaJI.

6/2/2010 9:20 I will use my Delhi tickets again.

6/2/2010 9:25 I will meet Mamataji for Special discounts to Delhi-Hyderabad. I will show one Veena step and tell her I am also Congress man. I had Train Engine Symbol too.

6/2/2010 9:30 I will continue after Manmohan meeting. I might go to Punjab. I am too famous there. I might become Brand Ambassador for Punjab.

Chiru on twitter-1

5/30/2010 10:52 Going for party meeting. As a president I have to decide whether to give support to Congress or not. My decision is crucial. Will come back after 4 hours

5/30/2010 10:53 Allu bava said meeting is over. I will go to press conference to address Media.

5/30/2010 10:54 Ramachandrayya said he will address press. He is so nice like Soniyaji.

5/30/2010 11:12 I am going to London. I booked the tickets to Delhi also. From Kerala and Mumbai I got calls to come to Delhi.So I always keep delhi tickets in my pocket.

5/30/2010 11:15 I met soniyaji and I want to celebrate this good news with my family.

5/30/2010 11:15 I called Pawan. Renu said he is went to :Karatake" ,I called Nagababu. He didnt receive my call as usual.

5/30/2010 11:16 I called sweety but sirish cut the call. I will sell one MLA to soniyaji for a good post for Sirish

5/30/2010 12:00 I went to hospital for my back pain. Doctor advised me not to BBendd too much before Soniyaji

5/30/2010 1:00 I told Bava about doctors advice. He said that it is not possible so I will go to Kerala for different treatment.

5/31/2010 2:00 Photographer brought Soniyaji's portrait. I will keep it next to Pooley, Mother Theresa, Ambedkar.

5/31/2010 3:00 I cant speak more about Pooley but I can speak more about Soniyaji

5/31/2010 4:00 Journalists irritated me with the question "Bava Saaroopyatha"with congress.

5/31/2010 4:01 Did I understand â "Samajika Nyayamâ" It is also same.

5/31/2010 9:00 Till now all are comparing me with NTR. Now after Soniyaji meeting, they are all comparing with â "Superstart Krishnaâ"". It is better than comparing with Vijaykanth.

Cartoon on Chiru

Cartoon on Vedam

Some more Jokes

allu arjun:orey,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
charan:ela untundi?
arjun:chala baguntundi.
charan:aithe na number ivvu.

a Guy called FM radio &said:I have found a purse with 15,000 rupees, a credit card &an ID card of Mr.Chiru,PRP

Office,Banjara Hills,hyderabad.
RJ:So you want to return this purse??
Guy:No..! I just wanted to dedicate him a sad song.

one day CHIRU went to PRP office..
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ante chiru party office ki kuda pokudadha?
anthe babu chiru antene joke ani kindiki nokkutharu.
malli a smile okati face lo

sardar:How many Idles can you eat in empty stomach?
Chiru: I can eat 6 Idles
Sardar:You can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.when you eat second that's not empty stomach?
Chiru:ha ha ha super joke,Iam going to ask my son.
Chiru:How many Idles can you eat in empty stomach?
charan:I can eat 10 Idles
Chiru: Pora nuvvu 6 ani cheppunte super joke cheppevadni... 

chiru - VP of AP

Waiter gives bill to chiru
chiru : "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

 

chiru and pawan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat.....

police: U are under arrest !!!
man:Y sir what i did I'm just listening allu arjun's "VEDAM" songs, whats wrong?

police: Its suicide attempt case.come lets go.

chiru found a cigarate in srija's room(b4marriage),Oh! god! she smokes",den found wine "Oh god! she drinks",den he saw a boy,"thank god! Ivanni veedivi".

why chiru takes his pregnant wife to PIZZA HOT?
Because they advertised :"free delivery"... 

CHIRU getting down atevry station ,buying ticket 2 d next station.TC:y r u doing so?Chiru:Doctor told me avoid long Journeys!!!


Pawan:govt media vallu na PULI cinima ads PULI Raja ki AIDS vastunda ani estunaru.nuvvu matladu
chiru:era nenu ante neeku kuda comedy aa?


CHIRU IN Asmbly:Adyaksha! Usha RANI evaru?
Evaru POTI cheste dimma tirigi mind block
avutundo adera Usha Rani,nene..enti?


pawan:na bag lo emundo chepithe na bag lo unna apple ista,alage enni unnayo chepithe all 8 ista. chiru:yadhava!edaina clue cheppu ra..

tagore : "Kshaminchu" ane padam na dictionary lone ledhu......
sardar: Ippudu baadha padithe emi laabham?
dictionary kone munde chusukovali......