Thursday, April 15, 2010

TODAY 5 JOKES

CHIRU to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
CHIRU : So what, take an umbrella and go.

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chiru to wife: evadu vadu antha chendalanga unadu??
wife:mana ram charan andi......makeup lekunda unadu anthey...

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JOKES ON CHIRU AND PAVAN,CHARAN

CHARAN: Dad, what is an idiot?
CHIRU: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
chiru: No.

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Discusion b/w Samantha and jenelia

Jenny: Enti charan tho act cheyyanananvanta?
Samantha: nenu animals(monkeys ) movies lo,act cheyyanu..
Jenny: aithe nenu enti kothigaditho cinema lo act chesthunnanu.....?

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CHIRU: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
PAVAN: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason FROM MY FIRST WIFE.

the excellent jokes on chimpu& family

pk calls chiru. allu baava picks the phone.
pk: aravind garu, anniyya vunnara.
AA: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.
pk: entadi antha ghoranga odipoyamu…
AA: naaku ippude telisindhi….assembly loki cycles, cars velthaayi kaani rail engine vellavani.


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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu Chiru cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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Exam conducted for all telugu heroes.......

1q) write all your flop films on a paper???

Venky:Chintakayala ravi

NAG:boss

MAHESH:. sainikudu

PAVAN:additional sheets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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mahesh dialouge in ATHADU:

"nuvvu padivelu icchina S.I ki nenu laksha istaanu

Sirio cinema chusi poyadani raasestaadu

polam kaavalo praanam kaavalo telchuko"
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in “Bommarillu” between CHIRU AND CHIRU FANS

chiru Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru chiru movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……

chiru: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..

chiru Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…

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CHARAN: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
ARJUN: I clean the toilet.
CHARAN: How does that help?
ARJUN: I use ur toothbrush.