ORANGE

pichha chimpu

Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava





Pava okasari Pelliki Velladu.
plate lo Tissue Paper chusi idedo Kotha Item ani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinaku, Asalu Taste Ledu















Maximum- Jumping distance of ANIMALS:
xxx-4m
Cat-3.7m
Donkey-6m Horse-14.9m
komram PULI- jumps 1 Km frm buildings to buildings.
Funny animal











Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track
MAN: Pothav ra
CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada?

















charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi?
Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra!
charan:Nuv keka
















Charan: dad ratri mobile charging petti padukoku
Chiru: y?

Charan: Battery blast avuddi
Chiru: telusu ra ,anduke battery teesi charging petta
















POKIRI dilogue
orey puli evadura ikkada
PK: annaya puli kavala,evaditho cinema testhe producer inko cinema tiyyaledo vade puli
nene enti











PULI 1 WEEK COLLECTIONS:

NIMS: 12 Crores
KIMS: 09 Crores
APPOLO: 25 Crores
YASHODHA: 20 Crores

Sales of AMRUTHANJAN has increased.
Puli raja











Charan: Daddy, gold chain karigisthe emosthundi?
Chiru : gold
charan: silver chain?
Chiru: silver
charan: mari cycle chain?
Chiru : cycle









hi, I'm actor PAVAN KALYAN i did a film puli as u knw
It was big flop as my previous if u 4wd dis
msg producer vil get 50 ps/sms
plz help










Pavan:
Heating a knife in his house.
Charan:
y r u heating knife

PK:To do suicide bcoz of PULI
charan:y r u heating
PK:To prevent infection











Shop keeper: Do you want pocket calculator...?

Brilliant CHIRU:
No thanks, i know how many pockets i have....

CHIRU Rocks..













1000 rupees ki emi tisukunna 1 saree free!
Next day shop lo pedda godava
Why?
shop lo chiru 1000rs ki change tisukoni saree free ga adigau.









Chiru seriously studying books abt Blood.His wife askd y?He replied"Doctor said 2morrow i have a Blood test,so i want 2 score good marks"

















Sharekhan 100 gedelu pampinchu palu pithukutha.100 ku ekkuva ina parvaleadu thakkuva kakunda pampu..nenu konedala vamsam XXXXX ganni










I am deletng ur no. frm my phone as i always send u msgs bt u never replied. So bye...

Chiru sent this msg to custmer care.











Teacher:
MONDAY Mundhu yemi vastundi ?
Brilliant CHIRU replies
?
?
Chiru:
oh..
idi kuda teliyada

POGA

vastundi!

CHIRU rocks
Techer SHOCKS












TV9:Flash.....Flash...... 50 girls r joined
in hospital on sucide attempt

as they saw

"CHIRU " New Film title is
"LOVER BOY"















Charan: rakhi bagundi evarukattaru babai
Pavan: bagundane na lovertho balavanthanga nene kattinchukunna....

Charan: nuvu keka babai..

pavan: ee roju nenu BUS venaka prugethi 5 rupees save chesanu.telusa?
chiru:howley AUTO venaka parugetti unte 30 rupees save ayyevi kadha raa..








CHIRU:How much for hair cutting?
Barber:30

CHIRU:How much for Shaving?

Barber:15

CHIRU :Then Shave My Head...!
funny chiru









SUREKHA: evandi "DEEPAVALI"garelu chesanu thinandi
CHIRU: vaddu tinte sagam pallu vudipotai.
SUREKHA:meru tinakapothe motham pallu RALIPOTAI...











chiru plays Holi every Sunday.
once a Man asked chiru" why you play Holi on every Sunday?"
chiru: because Sunday is Holi-day...
funny chiru
















chiru girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said "Treat me like your wife" chiru picked up her clothes and

started to wash them..
funny chiru
















dady application form nimpe prathi sari HYD kani,delhi gani velthav..enduku?
chiru:form lo "FILL d form in CAPITALS"ani untundi kada anduku..

















TV9 news:
50 girls r joined in HOSPITAL
as they saw "CHARAN" new movie as LOVER BOY.
movie title"ORANGE"
next "LEMON"
chiru next"GUMMADIKAYA"











BUNNY: mama mana Intiloki Varsham neeru vachindanta..
chiru:U cant cheet me..room keys na daggara undi....
bunny shocks..
eriipappa chiru rocks..















Reporter:y did U choose Amrutanjan ad?
Mahesh:People will get headache watching my Khaleja movie.So Iam indirectly warning them 2 take

Amrutanjan















chirujeevi next movie tittle is: "CHOBO" -the lafoot
fat 138 kgs
speed 50 metres/hr
banner: sollu aravind arts
producer: mallu arjun.....














Charan: enti babai aggipulla veliginchav
Pavan: light off chesi padukomanna kada off chesavo ledo ani chustunna
Charan: nuv dad kanna great












CHIRU in school days...

Teacher: what are 2,4,10,17....?

BRILLIANT Chiru:

HBO
Fashion tv
NGC...

Techer SHOCKS..
bananaCHIRU Rocks..










astronomer was watching d sky frm his Telescope.
chiru was observing him.suddenly a star falls.seeing that chiru shouted,"WHAT A SHOT"













chiru:Xpress trai epudu vastadi?
TC:6 ki
chiru:Local Train?
TC:9 ki
chiru:goods gadi?
TC:ekkadiki vellali?
chiru :Track dhati avathaliki poval













chiru:1month nunchi ammayi disturb chestundi
Pavan kalyan: Evaru
Chiru: emo,nenu na phone nunchi evariki call chesina
plz recharge ur account antundi











Sleeping pills-
Rs320
Poison-
Rs160
Rat killer-
Rs80
& neku intakanna takkuva rate
PULI -CD
Rs20
ventane CD konukkoni chusi chachipo














Uppukappu rambu pavan bakkaga undu, Chudachuda Cinemalu chetha undu, Cinemalandu pavan cinemale

flap ayya, ViswadabiRama "PULI" chudakura mama












Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava

Funny Family

charan and chiru

cartoon on mahesh

Mana cinema ante advance booking compulsory

king of tollywood

NTR-No.1 hero in Tollywood

15 days gaps...........4 films release.....andulo tamil thesedam.....3 films untai

brundavanam

puli

khaleja

first day collections thisukundam

oka vela meru brundavanam superhit ayindi and others flop films ayayai comparision bagaledu ante

3 heros vi flop films,avg films,blockbusters,acting,helping hand and

craze in public thisukundam

fresh and health disco chedam....

na varaku ithey ntr gonna rule the tollywood

coz

collections and records:

ntr career lo diaster narasimhudu film ki first week ki good collections vachai

inka blockbuster thisukunta simhadri.......175 days record still undi

recent ga brundavanam...got a tremendous talk...

acting wise:

ee generation lo una heros gurinchi acting wise ga evarini adigina chepey oke oka name

NTR

thana acting gurinchi chepalante chala films unai

adhurs oka example ga chepukovochu

helping hand:

newspaper lo news chadivi respond aye manchi manasu una hero

craze:

mass lo no.1

brundavanam tho

all type of audiences thana vaipu thipukunadu

monna elections campgain a small example

jayapradam show lo 99% andharu thama fav.hero ante NTR ani cheputharu

thats y whole andhra saying ntr is no.1

king of tollywood

Super comedy on mahesh

wat an hero???

ee roju shanti theatre khaleja stamina


650 seats

unai

mrg show 20 sale

matinee 16 sale

inka evng show ki

tickets evadam modalu pedithey...........ni8 show varaku li8 off cheyaledu ticket counter dagara..........

just 11 sale anthey.........

pavan kalayan New Stills from NEW FILM

pichha puva mahesh

cartoon on mahesh fans

cartoon on mahesh

click on the pic to view larger

brindavanam vs khaleja

click on the image to view larger size

A fan reaction-puli

khaleja audio review

sada siva-

ee song first begin lo baguntundi .in middle kampu lepadu, last lo singer manaku nakka nu thalapisthadu......overall edo try chesadu kani sucess kaledu

bhoom shakanka

ee song endooooo ...aa music endooooo........motham dull ga untundi song.....oke music vasthu untundi ee song lo.......1 min vintene meru next song play cheyali anipisthundi sure ga :shakehands:

pilache

ee song rajasthan lo anukunta...lafoot music......marriage lo gajjalu kotinadu kotadu side lo......

makathika

first nunchi sava dobuthundi ee song........naku ee song vinte puli lo maham maye song gurhtunkochindi...

sunday monday

ee sunday to saturday lo apudu vinodu....pakana evadan meeku baga nasa peduthunte vadiki vinpinchandi....vadu malli meetho petukodu...

taxi

ee song ki first music balu film lo hat hat ja music la untundi.......ee song anthey edo try chesadu.......naku ithey artham kaledu

mass-asalu ekadu.....except first song

class-okati nachavu

youth-asalu ee audio ni play cheyaru

inka mahesh na film song hit ani twitter lo sava dobuthey daniki thodu valla fans support chestey(ante vere vallanu himisinchi bagunai ani anipinchadam)

oka arjun avuthundi leda athidi avuthundi

fuli as fokiri

Scene before Gala Gala song between Ileana and Mahesh... imagine Pawan Kalyan in place of Mahesh:

Ileana: Ippudu malli em cinema teesav... entha premincha ninnu.. enni aashalu pettukunnanu.. entho manchi actor anukunnanu

(Crowd running: akkada evaro puli movie chusi poyaranta... evaru?.. evaro telidu)

Ileana: Ippudu nenem cheyali.. ninnu preminchala marchipovala

PK(Pawan Kalyan): marchipo

Ileana: Ela marchipogalanu cinemalu aaputava ledha? cheppu...prathi kshanam nee cinemane gurtostundi.. nidralo aa peeda kalale... khaali
ga unna booking counter chuste nuvve gurtukostav...kastha theda ga evaru kanipinchina nuvve gurtostav... e helicopter chusina
nuvve gurtostav...annam thintunte gurtostav... vantari ga unte inka gurtochi bayapedatav...naa mobile ring aina prathi sari distributor anukuni bayapadatanu...
gadiyaram vanka chusi ee time lo em flop teestunnado anukuntanu.. ganta ganta ki em teestuntado em teestuntado em teestuntado.. kani nuvvem
teestunnav... building la meeda dookutu tirugutunnav... aa director evaru

PK(Pawan Kalyan): Surya ani friend

Ileana: Vaadito enduku tiyatam... vaadu director kaadhu..

PK(Pawan Kalyan): anduke teestunnanu

Ileana: Vaadi sangati naaku anavasaram ila enni flop lu teestav

PK(Pawan Kalyan): Shruti neeko vishayam ardam kavatledu.. neneppudu flop lu teestune unnanu.. ippudu teesina flop kuda kothemi kadhu idi varaku chesinde...
kothaga thappu chestundi nuvvu... naa cinema chusi thappu chesav.. thappo kaadho nuvve baaga alochinchuko...kani nenu matram thappu cheyaledu manchi ammayine preminchanu.. naa cinemalu chusi edcharu kani naakosam evaru ila edavaledu adi baaga nachindi

For the first time in TFI

komaram pilli

FRESH........FRESH

1.
ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






2.
Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

.
Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"





3.
RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..




4.
chiru as director,hush kaki productions
movie name:"chedirina swapnam".hero:allu arju,comedian:chekka charan

paripovdaniki ready ga undandi.




5.
in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..



6.
CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"







7.
RAMCHARAN: babai nuvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi.
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





8.
RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.





9.
1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family






10.
RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...






11.
The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio





12.
chiru goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board "Don't use Mobile Here"
then he Calls everyone frm his phone
says DON'T CALL ME NOW







13.
chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..






14.
chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..








15.
Friend: orey ! nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu?
RamCharan: ma nanna laga CM avalanukuntunna
friend: mee nanna CM aa?
Charan:kadu avalanukunadu.







16.
Chiru o 5 Star Hotel Kelli coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
ChiruJivi: Vere Colors Emunayo Avi Chapu babu....

new jokes on sirio

1.

God:My 1 minute is your 1000 Years!
Chiru:Great !, Prabhu! Ma PRP eppudu gelustundo cheppandi,plz..
God: Ok,
Plz wait 1 minute!.......





2.

chiru was sitting in a cricket stadium
Security: Cricket match is over, why r u still sitting here?
chiru: Oye,iam waiting 4 highlights...





3.

Chiru,pk in a double decker bus,1 up & 1 down. pavala kalyan came running down.
Chiru: Why are u coming down?
pk:There was no driver above...





4.





5.

Chiru: you cheated me
Shopkeeper: No,I sold a good radio 2 you
Chiru:Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


6.

Man:"Oh, look at the dead bird".

Chirujeevi looked skyward n said "where?.., where?..
Pk: I saw d dead bird it is flying in d sky.



7.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
.
.

CHIRU WOMEN'S COLLEGE FOR BOYS "

or

"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING"

Some More Jokes on CHIMPI..............by VemulaRenaSagar

1.
chiru pant vippi varsham lo parugedutunnadu.
allu told"plz wear it"
chiru:my 60 years old body people can see no problem.but pant kotthadi..



2.

Pavala kalyan"PULI" movie tickets available now.just visit following websites:
www.pk.com
www.diesoon.com
www.how2die.com
www.123danger.com.




3.

MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....





4.

Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..





5.

once chiruJeevi traveling on bus with his wife
wife: evandi veedu na jaketlo cheye pettadu
chiru: you dont worry purse naa jebulo undi




6.

RamCharan:Babai, water nundi power enduku teestaru?

PK:Bitthiroda... Atla tiyyakapothe snanam
chesetapudu shock kodtadi kadara!!





7.

Allu:Ippude ne gurinchi think chesam,intha lone vachavu.Neeku 100 years!
chiruJeevi: noru musko.naku 60 years ye..

Funny chiruJeevi..




8.

A bus fell in a lake
Allu Came up.
But aravind jumped back to d lake
chiru asks why?
aravind:conductor,didnt gave change




9.

ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






10.


Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

.
Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"






11.

RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..





12.

in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..





13.


CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"






14.


RAM CHARAN: babai nuvvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi..
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





15.

RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.






16.

1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family




17.

The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio




18.

RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...





19.


chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..



20.


chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..

New jokes on chiru.........by VemulaRenaSagar

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Magadheera comedy

Rare photo of Chiru family - Latest one

Monkey -allu sirish

11 jokes on Sirio

1.
Angry chiru:Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool like you?

Pavan ashamed & looks down

chiru: Dont look down.
Look at me!

funny chiru




2.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror. 

3.

pavan: What Is My Exam Hall-ticket Number ?
SIR: It is 013790256.
pavala kalyan: I Paid 1000/-For Exam... Plz Give Me A Fancy Number sir.....


4.
Panimanishi: AMMA garu! ME Patha CHEERALU naku Vaddu. chiru wife: Enduke?
Panimanishi: Meeru Anukoni Ayyagaru CHIRANJEEVI Naa Daggaraku Ravatamledu...
Keep smiling...



5.
chiru:why din not you go to the exam ?
RamCharan: Paper was tough..!
chiru: Without going, how do u know..??
charan: Paper leaked 2 days. ago..!!



6.
ALLU ARJUN: mama! "VARUDU" super hit ayyindi.
CHIRU: orey, Jaffa !! munde NENU "ALWAYS FOOL" ni.
Malli NANNU Special ga "APRIL FOOL " cheyanavasaram ledhu ra....



7.
USA: we 1st landed on moon
Russia: we 1st land on VENUS
chiru: we(I &Aravind)1st landed on Sun
USA: No,you cant, its so hot..
chiru: Yes, we landed in d night yaar......




8.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet to you...
Chiru: Then Why did u come so far? Instead u have posted it....



9.
Inventions by Telugu Sardar CHIRU:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.....




10.
chiru,pavan and RamCharan were going on a BIKE.
Policeman gives hand signal to stop them.
pavala kalyan shouted: "oye already we r 3 here, where will u sit?"


11.

chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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.
.
.
.
guess?
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.
.
.

"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING."

20 different jokes on chiru family

1.
Beggar:ayya kasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..
chiru:vellu Vellu..Intlo ammagaru leru
beggar: nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kadu. Edavaa...



2.
Pavan ,chiru oka marriage ki vellaru.Pavan akkada
Plate lo Tissue Paper chusi edo Kotha Item la undani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinoddu, Asalu Taste Ledu...





3.
CHIRU was fillling a slam book.He didnt know meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned page&saw wat arivnd wrote.allu wrote cancer,so chiru wrote AIDS.





4.
Once chiranjeevi met a dog in the jungle.He said, am
Jeevi!

Chiranjeevi!

.

.

The dog bites him & replies

"I'm dog!

MAD dog..!!"






5.
RAM CHARAN was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
CHIRU: What are you doing?
RAM CHARAN: Drying sweat...








6.
CHIRU asks 4 salt while cooking RAM CHARAN: Salt is not der! CHIRU: Now,what 2 put in dis recipe RAM CHARAN: put COLGATE! It has salt in it!






7.
PublicTalk about chiru :
Emi Brathuku raaaaa thu poyi chavu ra Adangi XXXXX aa face endhi ra erri XXXXX chudaleka sasthunam






8.
TRISHA:eppudaina pakkinti abbay ni chuste na bra tight avtundi
CHIRU: oka pani chey bra veyyaku appuddu vadi pant tight avutundi






9.
RAMCHARAN jumps into building caught on fire and pulls out four men and later he was arrested.
why?
.
.
.
Bcoz he pulled out firemen.







10.
chiru took d head phone 4rm d Pilot.
Pilot:wat d hell?
chiru:saley ticket ke paise hum de raha hai gaana tum sunega kya....?






11.
friend:what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
chiru :Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.






12.

If After finishing MBBS Chiru started his practice.:He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
Torch is okay.









13.
CHIRU was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Taagubothu edava






14.
CHIRU: If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? CHIRU: No, I'll also stay with your sister.







15.
chiru was putting dogs tail into a pipe. man:ore pagal dogs tail never become straight. chiru:ore idiot am trying to XXXX the pipe.







16.
Anchor: Which is your favourite dish?.
ALLU ARJUN: Dish tv &Tata sky
Anchor:what is ur favaourite dish?
RAM CHARAN: airtel







17.
sir:write ur father name in english charan:SMALL sir:what? charan:my father name is CHIRU





18.
Once CHIRU took an icecube nd was looking through diff angles.
some1 askd wat r u loking?
chiru replied i'm seeing frm where d water is leaking.





19.
chiru at bar.
Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Chiru says"Chiranjevi Married"







20.
Pavan Kalyan:Ne mobile lo time 10pm Pettu ra.

CHARAN:Enduku babai.

Pavan kalyan:Night balance undi ra matladali,

CHARAN:Nuvvu keka babai.

Chiru jumps

After elections,by seeing results chiru goes to dilemo

One day a chiru was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building. when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “orey yedava prasad....nee 3 kuturu lechipoyindi” 

chiru was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a third daughter
.When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not yedava.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not prasad,he is chiru............

chiru-The Comedy fellow

Chiru going 2 Delhi 2 meet soniya ..

in between he landed in Bombay.
 and he shouted:
“Bombay ….Bombay”
Airhostess said: “B silent.”
Chiru: “Ok… Ombay… Ombay”

 After t20 stars cup

chiru :eni runs kotav ra

charan:double century miss ayindi............

chiru:avuna

charan:yes dad........just 199 kotali anthey

chiru & pavan went 2 a call gal. 

pavan went in & cum out n said: shit my wife is better. 

chiru went in & cum out n said: U r right ur wife is much better.

After PRP anniversy chiru asked his wife:

Where do you want to go on completing prp anniversary? 

wife: Somewhere I have never been. 

chiru: How about the kitchen?

CM Rossaih and Chiru inside the toilet.
CM: Good mrg, how do u do?
Sardar: Gud mrg, i open the zip and do.

pavan kalayan as a Director: 

You should jump to the Swimming Pool from 100 Feet Height

Charan: I don’t know Swimming. 

Pavan: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

Two more Jokes on chimpu

1.
once a BIRD was irritating CHIRU.....

one day CHIRU caught the BIRD and decided to kill that BIRD very Cruely..
what CHIRU did to that BIRD...?
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guess..?
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CHIRU took that BIRD to the 18 th floor and dropped it from there.....
funny siru





2.
Once one girl removed all her clothes before chiru &said"dear,treat me as your wife"
then chiru collected all her clothes n started washing...

Puli new WallPaper-Exclusive

18 jokes on chiru

1.
Why did chiru put his radio in his refrigerator
charan: I give up.
pavala kalyan:Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music.


2.
Why did CHIRU sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to
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measure how long he has Slept.

Funny Siru...


3.
CHIRU declares:
I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to
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my children also.

bananaCHIRU




4.
joke: allu arjun:orey,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
charan:ela untundi?
arjun:chala baguntundi.
charan:na number ivvu.



5.
A xxx was chasing RamCharan.he was running but laughing.
chiru asked y r u laughing?
Charan:I hav AirTel sim but ,hutch network following me





6.
Chiru: all over my body where i press I have pain.
doctor:take whole body scan.
Chiru: k
doctor: Result of scan: finger fractured!
FunnySiru




7.
CHIRU:Tirupathi lo Nenu gelichanu ante evaru nammatam ledu enduku?
Wife:nuv edava ani vallaku kuda telisindemo
Pavala kalyan: Eroju April 1 st



8.
Teacher: samudram enduku 'uppongu tundi'?
Charan: samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti....


9.
Charan:dady,Ninnu aravind erripappa nu chesadu.Nannemo allu arjun
Chiru: em chesadu ra?
Charan: Missed call immani cheppi,ph?ne Lift chesadu?



10.
Charan:dad,naku BIKE kavali.
Chiru:BIKE antha levu,nekenduku ra bike?
RCT:neku CAR undi,nv car antha unava?
Chiru:next movie hit aithe konistha



11.

Chiru's 60th Birthday

GUESTs asked why dis bulb on cake?

Chiru: Its dificult 2 put 60candles on cake so i put dis 60volt bulb....



12.
Charan: dad Eroju Non-Veg thindama??

Chiru:sare,fish thindamu?

Charan:andulo mullu untayi

Chiru: parvaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam..



13.
1day CHIRU was walking in d rain.
allu asked that there was a hole in d UMBRELLA?

CHIRU:
How do i know if rain stops, that's y this hole.




14.
JAILER asked CHIRU nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav?
CHIRU: oka lady journalist T shirt midha "press" ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe !




15.
CHIRU:whats ur car name
LADY:I dont know but it starts with T
CHIRU: you r very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol !


16.
CHIRU:Aa party vaallu donga notlu inste nuvvem chessav?
RAM CHARAN: Donga vote lu vesaanu


17.CHIRU Lost His Cheque Book.!

BankManager: Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign.

CHIRU: I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques




18.ALLU ARAVIND: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
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CHIRU: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

joke of the day

ALLU SIRISH went to chiru's home and crying...

CHIRU asked to SIRISH why are you crying...?

SIRISH: MAMAYA i failed in i-cet 2010 exam...

CHIRU: Ok no problem yar,try next year....

Appude enter aina PAVAN KALYAN said...

Next year varuku yendhuku eee SEPTEMBER lo attend chey....

Akkade vunna RAM CHARAN

RAM CHARAN told to PK that

BHABHAI nuvvu keka....

chiru self dabba

chiru tweets again...!!

6/2/2010 9:00pm Hi guys jus back frm cricket practice..bowler dint knw to bowl..he is bowling to my legs..but i hit hard..but nt ball..to my balls..!!ouch..!!


6/2/2010 9:05pm boys asked me..sir do u hav gaurd? i told yes..!!..shit....i thot my bodygaurd..Nw i came o knw they asked abt this gaurd!!


6/2/2010 9:06pm hmm..feelin now better...had ice pack..! later face pack..!!


6/2/2010 9:07pm soniyaji meeting was gr8..!! she requested me to dance...i felt shy..


6/2/2010 9:08pm started..hey papa..hey papa..hands upppp...!!

damn... the whole security came inside n took positions...i planed to take kaidhi pose..thank god.. soniyaji explained thm sent back..!!


6/2/2010 9:09pm poor ppl dont kwn telugu..this time i'l get a bundle of "30rojulu telugu basha" books n distribute to them..soniyaji wel get impressed..!!


6/2/2010 9:10pm haa. what a pleasent climate..wana hear music..switched on the radio..!!


6/2/2010 9:11pm wov..!! soniyaa..soniyaa..sweetu sweetu soniya..song is cuming...nice i liked it..!!


6/2/2010 9:12pm i wana make it as my caller tune..so..tat wen ever soniyaji calls she'l get flatterd..!!


6/2/2010 9:13pm i'm on diet nw..wana slim...hav light food...idly's,dosa's n chapathi's..!!


6/2/2010 9:14pm hav to read "30 rojula hindi basha" ...see u guys...!!


6/2/2010 9:15pm i'm shutting down mysystem.....bye..!!

Chiru on twitter-2

5/31/2010 9:00 I went to cricket stadium for practicing. That is actors cricket. I am retired actor. So I will check if I am a player or Umpire.

5/31/2010 9:30 Good news. I am not Umpire.

5/31/2010 9:40 Good news I am not 12th player.

5/31/2010 9:45 My phone is ringing. It might be from Soniyaji.

5/31/2010 9:48 No it is not from her.It is from my new friend Mohan Babu. Big disappointment.

6/1/2010 7:45 I called my wife "surekhaJI". It has become a habbit to call everyone "JI" after Soniayâji's meeting. Sorryâ¦.Soniyaji's meeting.

6/1/2010 8:00 I am reading newspaper. Good news. There is no banner item with title "Jenda Peekeddam".

6/1/2010 8:30 Today we have meeting with party members. I am confused if they are Kodi pillalu or Puli pillalu.

6/1/2010 9:00 Meeting is over. I showed them Venna step and cricket practice step. All are very happy. Meeting went well. No discussions, only steps.

6/2/2010 9:00 Phone is ringing..¦It must be Soniyaji

6/2/2010 9:10 No it is from Manmohan. He is also puppet like me. He has soniya and I have Bava, CEO.

6/2/2010 9:15 He wants to meet me. Before I enter politics, no buffon can be compared to Sardarji. I am greater than all Sardarjis. He is also so nice like SoniyaJI.

6/2/2010 9:20 I will use my Delhi tickets again.

6/2/2010 9:25 I will meet Mamataji for Special discounts to Delhi-Hyderabad. I will show one Veena step and tell her I am also Congress man. I had Train Engine Symbol too.

6/2/2010 9:30 I will continue after Manmohan meeting. I might go to Punjab. I am too famous there. I might become Brand Ambassador for Punjab.

Chiru on twitter-1

5/30/2010 10:52 Going for party meeting. As a president I have to decide whether to give support to Congress or not. My decision is crucial. Will come back after 4 hours

5/30/2010 10:53 Allu bava said meeting is over. I will go to press conference to address Media.

5/30/2010 10:54 Ramachandrayya said he will address press. He is so nice like Soniyaji.

5/30/2010 11:12 I am going to London. I booked the tickets to Delhi also. From Kerala and Mumbai I got calls to come to Delhi.So I always keep delhi tickets in my pocket.

5/30/2010 11:15 I met soniyaji and I want to celebrate this good news with my family.

5/30/2010 11:15 I called Pawan. Renu said he is went to :Karatake" ,I called Nagababu. He didnt receive my call as usual.

5/30/2010 11:16 I called sweety but sirish cut the call. I will sell one MLA to soniyaji for a good post for Sirish

5/30/2010 12:00 I went to hospital for my back pain. Doctor advised me not to BBendd too much before Soniyaji

5/30/2010 1:00 I told Bava about doctors advice. He said that it is not possible so I will go to Kerala for different treatment.

5/31/2010 2:00 Photographer brought Soniyaji's portrait. I will keep it next to Pooley, Mother Theresa, Ambedkar.

5/31/2010 3:00 I cant speak more about Pooley but I can speak more about Soniyaji

5/31/2010 4:00 Journalists irritated me with the question "Bava Saaroopyatha"with congress.

5/31/2010 4:01 Did I understand â "Samajika Nyayamâ" It is also same.

5/31/2010 9:00 Till now all are comparing me with NTR. Now after Soniyaji meeting, they are all comparing with â "Superstart Krishnaâ"". It is better than comparing with Vijaykanth.

Cartoon on Chiru

Cartoon on Vedam

Some more Jokes

allu arjun:orey,eroju na Girl Friend Birthday.thanaki emi ivvanu?
charan:ela untundi?
arjun:chala baguntundi.
charan:aithe na number ivvu.

a Guy called FM radio &said:I have found a purse with 15,000 rupees, a credit card &an ID card of Mr.Chiru,PRP

Office,Banjara Hills,hyderabad.
RJ:So you want to return this purse??
Guy:No..! I just wanted to dedicate him a sad song.

one day CHIRU went to PRP office..
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ante chiru party office ki kuda pokudadha?
anthe babu chiru antene joke ani kindiki nokkutharu.
malli a smile okati face lo

sardar:How many Idles can you eat in empty stomach?
Chiru: I can eat 6 Idles
Sardar:You can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.when you eat second that's not empty stomach?
Chiru:ha ha ha super joke,Iam going to ask my son.
Chiru:How many Idles can you eat in empty stomach?
charan:I can eat 10 Idles
Chiru: Pora nuvvu 6 ani cheppunte super joke cheppevadni... 

chiru - VP of AP

Waiter gives bill to chiru
chiru : "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

 

chiru and pawan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat.....

police: U are under arrest !!!
man:Y sir what i did I'm just listening allu arjun's "VEDAM" songs, whats wrong?

police: Its suicide attempt case.come lets go.

chiru found a cigarate in srija's room(b4marriage),Oh! god! she smokes",den found wine "Oh god! she drinks",den he saw a boy,"thank god! Ivanni veedivi".

why chiru takes his pregnant wife to PIZZA HOT?
Because they advertised :"free delivery"... 

CHIRU getting down atevry station ,buying ticket 2 d next station.TC:y r u doing so?Chiru:Doctor told me avoid long Journeys!!!


Pawan:govt media vallu na PULI cinima ads PULI Raja ki AIDS vastunda ani estunaru.nuvvu matladu
chiru:era nenu ante neeku kuda comedy aa?


CHIRU IN Asmbly:Adyaksha! Usha RANI evaru?
Evaru POTI cheste dimma tirigi mind block
avutundo adera Usha Rani,nene..enti?


pawan:na bag lo emundo chepithe na bag lo unna apple ista,alage enni unnayo chepithe all 8 ista. chiru:yadhava!edaina clue cheppu ra..

tagore : "Kshaminchu" ane padam na dictionary lone ledhu......
sardar: Ippudu baadha padithe emi laabham?
dictionary kone munde chusukovali...... 

Chiranjeevi on twitter...

Konidela chiru on Twitter and he has tweeted the following

4/30/2010 1:00 PM Hi, I am chiru. My twitterId is megastar. Password is 2014CM . follow me

4/30/2010 1:02 PM Thank you Allusirish for inventing twitter and creating an account for me

5/1/2010 1:34 AM MumaithKhan, muahhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone :-)

5/1/2010 9:23 AM phoole called me in dreams...fcourse abdhul kalam..pend down for me..!!

5/1/2010 10:09 PM .. .oops! sorry That was me sitting on my laptop.

5/2/2010 11:28 AM It really sucks, everytime I tweet "I am back from roadshows, I have to specify the type of road

5/4/2010 3:56 PM Just started reading "30 rojulalo kairali bhasha" for kerala trip. 2 more days to go. Bought on April 2nd

5/5/2010 10:23 AM I am on . I am fighting polavaram..mangalaram started..

5/6/2010 8:45 AM Masala Eranna sent a gift for me. I will open it tomorrow

5/7/2010 9:45 AM It's a new blade. Love it

5/8/2010 7:38 PM visited sitti thalli today. She still saved the upma in freezer for me. I had tears

5/8/2010 8.21 PM sitti thalli e sari seeti theexxxxx..ekanga..world wide pesident..aiopovali

5/8/2010 9.30 PM I wana change this A.P..Damn...i Got changed y self blacky..!!

5/9/2010 9:22 AM Reading all fanmail..

5/9/2010 9:23 AM still reading ..

5/9/2010 9:23 AM done reading

5/9/2010 9:24 AM Fans want me to back into movies. I will have an announcement tomorrow

5/10/2010 11:46 AM Ok. I have the announcement. Asked allu. He said no. I will ask him again

5/10/2010 3:45 PM Heard OBama is on twitter. I asked him to follow me

5/10/2010 7:52 PM shit parjalu odipoyaru