Saturday, April 24, 2010

Pavan and ICET result

ICET 2010 Results were annouced and pavan kalayan got disqualifed & failed pavan sadly went to the nd told abt results
chiru: dont worry ra , write supplementary
pavan: thanks annai
charan & arjun: uncle next time ayina exam pass avu....

In Puli

In puli film

pavan kalayan was a sincere traffic police but he was suspended from his job 

why?

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He charged 1000/- for 108 ambulance for over speed

Gold medal missed

Pavan kalyan watching t.v

News:An indian missed Gold medal in swimming..
pavan:manchi pani ayindi, gold medal esukoni swimming ki evaru vellamannaru??...

Friday, April 23, 2010

Some info which u not known or known

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand

"lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our noseand ears never stop growing.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in " dous ": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

how allu arjun comes from APE

Mana scientists lu andharu oka experiment chesaru,


Oka Ape ni lab thisukoni vacharu ..

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Ee chimpangee ni.........1000 times plastic surgery chesaru......and inka chestune unaru...

kani 1000 times plastic surgery chesukuna tharvatha.....aa chimpangee ela undi ani oka sari chusaru....



and inka ee experiment progess lo ne undi............

Donkey story

Young Rajesh bought a Donkey from a farmer for 1000.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said,
‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’ 
Rajesh replied,
‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ 
The farmer said,
‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’ 
The farmer asked,
‘What ya gonna do with him?’
Rajesh said,
‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ 
The farmer said,
‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Sure I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’ 
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
‘What happened with that dead donkey?’ 
Rajesh said,
‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $998.’ 
The farmer said,
‘Didn’t anyone complain?’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
The farmer asked,
Who is that idiot that agreed to this anyway?
Rajesh replied, his name is Chiranjeevi!!

Sirio Daughterr Storyyyy


An English man, Chiranjevi and a Scottishman are sitting in a pub full of people. The Englishman says, “The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free”. Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer. The Scottishman says,”..yeah. That’s quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free.” Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer. Then Chiranjeevi says “Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in India. In India you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for free sex” The English says “WOW! Did that happen to you?” and Chiru replies “No, but it happened to my daughter.”

Thursday, April 22, 2010

List of Anti Sites & Blogs on CHIMPU

List:

http://antichiruforce.blogspot.com/
http://www.vpchirufans.blogspot.com/
http://antichiranjeevi.blogspot.com/
http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/wehatechiranjeevi/

Chiru Zoo Zoo vodafone ad

pawankalayan's vodafone ad..!

chiru in ye maya chesave.

chiru in ye maya chesave

jessi:Ne age entha?
chiru:just 60!
jessi:naku 23 parvaledu, ma nana adigithey thatha lanti vadivi ani chepesta..
chiru:i dont want to be ur thatha jessi...
jessi:naku akarledu,already oka thatha vunadu saripoda naku??
chiru:naku kuda oka manavaralu undi,ipati nundi ee prapancham lo una ammailu andharu na manavaralle, oka nuv tappa
jessi: enduku ala??
chiru:adi antha epudu chepalenu, vachey elections lo cheputha.......

keep smiling ...........ur jay......

chekka charan and peekey

Pawan : annaya .... govt media vallu .... naaa PULI cinima ads ki ... PULI Raja ki AIDS vastundaaa ani estunaruu .... konchem .... media tho matladu annayaaa

Chimpu : sare ...alage kaaani ...... assembly lo matladadam
 
charan :: nanna ... nuvvu deeni serious gaa tesuko pothe .... repu naa orange film ki ... Orang flavour nirodh add lu ani vestaru

Chimpu : enti raa ...neku kooda commedy gane undaa nenu assembly lo matladatam

pilli....

Person: calling to 108 service...

108 men: cheppandi...

person: sir twargaa randi ikkada ameerpet lo accdnt jarigindi...

108 men: sry andi ivala hyd lo unna 108's anni bsyyy alrdy anni PULI Benefut show thtrs daggara lease teeskunaru...so

person: sarle andi Oka Damage ni save cheyadam kantee 1000damages save cheyydamee better

Pavan`s pilli

TICKET SELLER: sir PULI cinema ticket anta ki amodam sir

OWNER sell it at Rs 1

TICKET SELLER sir ala aithe manam profit kadhu asalukuda radhu

OWNER: OREY  YEDHAVA CINEMA START AINA 10 MIN KI JANALU ELAGO PARIPOTHARU

APPUDU EXIT TICKET 250 KI SALE CHEYI

chiru- oka adavi donga

Chiranjeevi AdiviDonga kabbatti okaroju Forest lo Donkey ni chase chesi pattkundam ani Parigedataadu ilopala aa donkeyy mayaam avtundi, fast ga run chesi...so chimpadu vetukutaa undagaa Zebraa kanipistadi,,,,appudu chimpaduu Ammaniii dress marchkuntee kanipettalenu annkunavaa ani danini pattukuntaadu ...


chiranjeevi ni NASA vaalu veedi nasa bharinchaleka MOON meedaki pampudam ani plan chestaruu sarlee vaadu ekkutaadu space shuttlee madya darilo ki velllakaa...oo gola chestaadu enti ani colleague adigitee tuuuCh meeru nannu mosam chestunaru ivala AMAVAASYAA MOON undadu ani edustaadu,,,

Chiru HoneyMOON

One fine day chiru met psycho kalyan...

Pawan: Annayya nenu 30k money save chesaa ee month telusaa???

chiru: em chesav raa??

Pawan: Honeymoon ki nenu naa wyf vellite money waste avutayi ani nenu Okkadne velli vaccha...

chiru: oriniyiii...entha pani chesav raa....!!!

pawan: adenti annai ala annav??

chiru: Nenu aitee naa wyf ni maa Pakkinti vadiki icchi pampinchaa Honeymoon ki....telusaaaaaa....(,money waste avutayi ani)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Pavan kalayan as SIMHA

Simha dialogue by pavan

"chustey simha film ne chudu kadani puli chusavo next day ke undav"

keep smiling.........ur jay

New jokes

Chiru gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Chiru "I've been
promoted as branch manager."


 Chiru found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
Who is the chimapanji, Ram charan or allu Arjun?


Chiru to his wife:evaru vallu adakathine valla madiri unaru
wife replied: ayooo.....adi meeru nenu, meeru mirrorlo chusthunaru, meeru make up lekunda unaru anthey..
After varadu , allu arjun wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr
after deducting tax.
Angry Allu arjun says: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!


Ramcharan at an Art Gallery says: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!




keep smiling................urs jay

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Flower Star Puli theartical trailor-first on net

only chiru family films

Starting with Puling film.................of course film will be the great  disaster of the decade....kani maa chimpu fans kosam review rasthanu......

keep visting

movies i like

  •  The pursuit of happiness 
  • 300
  • The lord of the rings (all three)
  • cast away
  • forrest Gump
  • God Father
  • 500 days of summer
  • little children
  • Avatar
  • Enemy at the Gates
  • Narnia
  • Cold mountain
  • BrokeBack Mountain
  • wall-e
  • Life is beautiful
  • Inglourous Busterds
  • Mummy
  • The eternal sunshine of spotless mind

chiru the great

charan to pavan: Babai....nuvu simha records break chese movies theyali...
pavan : puli vasthundi kada...
charan : ee time lo jokes avasarama ??
pavan : evadu ra first joke vesindi ......nuva..nenaa....




CHIRU  was fillling a slam book. He did not know the meaning of zodiac sign.
He turned last page & saw wat allu arivnd wrote..allu wrote cancer, so chiru 
wrote AIDS...




chiru went to bookshop and asked an 8th class text book.
shop keeper: ledandi
chiru: no problem, rendu 4th class text books evandi
thats the chimpu




CHIRU: do u know swiming?
PAVAN: no
CHIRU: dog is better than u
PAVAN: do u know swiming?
CHIRU: yes
PAVAN:then wats diff. b/w u and dog??


on an examination day,

Pawan:Enti annai door daggare ninchuni unnav? class loki raa..

Chiru: ore picchi moddu idi entrance exam ...


Pawan: annayya naa cel ki oka message raganee cell switch off aipoindi...

chiru : em message raa?

pawan: battery low...

chiru: oree eesari vaste aa mesage naku frwrd cheyyava pls.


KEEP SMILING...................URS JAY

Monday, April 19, 2010

5 jokes on 19-04-2010

1)chiru and pavan were fixing a bomb in a car.
chiru: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
pavan: Dont worry, I have one more.

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2)Boss : Where were you born ?
chiru: Andhra .
Boss : which part ?
chiru: Kya which part ? Whole body born in andhra.

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3)chiru, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
chiru angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - siru
M - Meeda jokes vesi
S - Service


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4)What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
pavan kalyan Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.



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5)
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to chiru: Any great man born in this village???
chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!!




tommrrow with 5 more sms on chiru and his famils................urs jay..

stay tuned for updates.......