pichha chimpu

Chiru tala snaanam chesthunaadu
Pavala Kalyan - enti annayya shampoo bhujaalaki kooda raskuntunaavu?
Chiru - orey jaffa idhi head and shoulders bey









PK:anna nenu puli shooting ki bangkok vellinappudu hot dogs tinnanu.chal bagunnayi
siru: yenta nuvvu puli cinema teestunte matram kukkalani vetadi tintava





Pava okasari Pelliki Velladu.
plate lo Tissue Paper chusi idedo Kotha Item ani Tinabotunte
chiru: orey Jaffa! Adi Tinaku, Asalu Taste Ledu















Maximum- Jumping distance of ANIMALS:
xxx-4m
Cat-3.7m
Donkey-6m Horse-14.9m
komram PULI- jumps 1 Km frm buildings to buildings.
Funny animal











Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track
MAN: Pothav ra
CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada?

















charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi?
Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra!
charan:Nuv keka
















Charan: dad ratri mobile charging petti padukoku
Chiru: y?

Charan: Battery blast avuddi
Chiru: telusu ra ,anduke battery teesi charging petta
















POKIRI dilogue
orey puli evadura ikkada
PK: annaya puli kavala,evaditho cinema testhe producer inko cinema tiyyaledo vade puli
nene enti











PULI 1 WEEK COLLECTIONS:

NIMS: 12 Crores
KIMS: 09 Crores
APPOLO: 25 Crores
YASHODHA: 20 Crores

Sales of AMRUTHANJAN has increased.
Puli raja











Charan: Daddy, gold chain karigisthe emosthundi?
Chiru : gold
charan: silver chain?
Chiru: silver
charan: mari cycle chain?
Chiru : cycle









hi, I'm actor PAVAN KALYAN i did a film puli as u knw
It was big flop as my previous if u 4wd dis
msg producer vil get 50 ps/sms
plz help










Pavan:
Heating a knife in his house.
Charan:
y r u heating knife

PK:To do suicide bcoz of PULI
charan:y r u heating
PK:To prevent infection











Shop keeper: Do you want pocket calculator...?

Brilliant CHIRU:
No thanks, i know how many pockets i have....

CHIRU Rocks..













1000 rupees ki emi tisukunna 1 saree free!
Next day shop lo pedda godava
Why?
shop lo chiru 1000rs ki change tisukoni saree free ga adigau.









Chiru seriously studying books abt Blood.His wife askd y?He replied"Doctor said 2morrow i have a Blood test,so i want 2 score good marks"

















Sharekhan 100 gedelu pampinchu palu pithukutha.100 ku ekkuva ina parvaleadu thakkuva kakunda pampu..nenu konedala vamsam XXXXX ganni










I am deletng ur no. frm my phone as i always send u msgs bt u never replied. So bye...

Chiru sent this msg to custmer care.











Teacher:
MONDAY Mundhu yemi vastundi ?
Brilliant CHIRU replies
?
?
Chiru:
oh..
idi kuda teliyada

POGA

vastundi!

CHIRU rocks
Techer SHOCKS












TV9:Flash.....Flash...... 50 girls r joined
in hospital on sucide attempt

as they saw

"CHIRU " New Film title is
"LOVER BOY"















Charan: rakhi bagundi evarukattaru babai
Pavan: bagundane na lovertho balavanthanga nene kattinchukunna....

Charan: nuvu keka babai..