Thursday, April 15, 2010

the excellent jokes on chimpu& family

pk calls chiru. allu baava picks the phone.
pk: aravind garu, anniyya vunnara.
AA: vunnaru kaani depression lo unnaru, mandhu kodthunnadu, varu dont disturb board pettaaru. sarle vishayam cheppu.
pk: entadi antha ghoranga odipoyamu…
AA: naaku ippude telisindhi….assembly loki cycles, cars velthaayi kaani rail engine vellavani.


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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
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Nuvvu Chiru cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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Exam conducted for all telugu heroes.......

1q) write all your flop films on a paper???

Venky:Chintakayala ravi

NAG:boss

MAHESH:. sainikudu

PAVAN:additional sheets plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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mahesh dialouge in ATHADU:

"nuvvu padivelu icchina S.I ki nenu laksha istaanu

Sirio cinema chusi poyadani raasestaadu

polam kaavalo praanam kaavalo telchuko"
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in “Bommarillu” between CHIRU AND CHIRU FANS

chiru Fans: Thidutunnaru sir, banda bootulu tidutunnaru chiru movie ki velutunnante navvu tunnaru sir……

chiru: Meku nachina Faction movies istunnanani anukunna gani mimmalni inthaga himsistunnanani anukoledu … ..

chiru Fans: Miku teliyatla sir meru teesina movies nachaka, chudakunda vundaleka narakam chustunnamu sir…

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CHARAN: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
ARJUN: I clean the toilet.
CHARAN: How does that help?
ARJUN: I use ur toothbrush.

6 comments:

jaytheking said...

SUPER JOKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

kekaaaaaaaaa

Unknown said...

hey tip top dora
kadilindo ..pani pata leni vadando
wasteando;
selfishando;
political jokerando...

uppukappurambo
nakuluku nundo..
party lo fans ki ledando...
dabbu ando..;
landsando...;
veediki evi chalando,
come on come on;
just 17 seats;
come on come on
no MP seats...
come on come on..
future lo 0 seats...;
hey yeyyo...yayyi ...
Mr VP VP VP he is Mr VP
lens vesi vetikina dorakadu CM post...

Ramu Makkena said...

Keka,

Suresh Veluru said...

Excellent keep posting brother...

srinivas said...

dhebba adurs jay tammudu