Thursday, June 24, 2010

11 jokes on Sirio

1.
Angry chiru:Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool like you?

Pavan ashamed & looks down

chiru: Dont look down.
Look at me!

funny chiru




2.
Ram Charan went for an art exhibition. He shouted at an art, Oh my god what a worst picture.
Exhibitor said, Excuse me sir it is a mirror. 





3.

pavan: What Is My Exam Hall-ticket Number ?
SIR: It is 013790256.
pavala kalyan: I Paid 1000/-For Exam... Plz Give Me A Fancy Number sir.....


4.
Panimanishi: AMMA garu! ME Patha CHEERALU naku Vaddu. chiru wife: Enduke?
Panimanishi: Meeru Anukoni Ayyagaru CHIRANJEEVI Naa Daggaraku Ravatamledu...
Keep smiling...



5.
chiru:why din not you go to the exam ?
RamCharan: Paper was tough..!
chiru: Without going, how do u know..??
charan: Paper leaked 2 days. ago..!!



6.
ALLU ARJUN: mama! "VARUDU" super hit ayyindi.
CHIRU: orey, Jaffa !! munde NENU "ALWAYS FOOL" ni.
Malli NANNU Special ga "APRIL FOOL " cheyanavasaram ledhu ra....



7.
USA: we 1st landed on moon
Russia: we 1st land on VENUS
chiru: we(I &Aravind)1st landed on Sun
USA: No,you cant, its so hot..
chiru: Yes, we landed in d night yaar......




8.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet to you...
Chiru: Then Why did u come so far? Instead u have posted it....



9.
Inventions by Telugu Sardar CHIRU:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.....




10.
chiru,pavan and RamCharan were going on a BIKE.
Policeman gives hand signal to stop them.
pavala kalyan shouted: "oye already we r 3 here, where will u sit?"


11.

chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
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guess?
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"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING."

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