new jokes on sirio

1.

God:My 1 minute is your 1000 Years!
Chiru:Great !, Prabhu! Ma PRP eppudu gelustundo cheppandi,plz..
God: Ok,
Plz wait 1 minute!.......





2.

chiru was sitting in a cricket stadium
Security: Cricket match is over, why r u still sitting here?
chiru: Oye,iam waiting 4 highlights...





3.

Chiru,pk in a double decker bus,1 up & 1 down. pavala kalyan came running down.
Chiru: Why are u coming down?
pk:There was no driver above...





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5.

Chiru: you cheated me
Shopkeeper: No,I sold a good radio 2 you
Chiru:Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


6.

Man:"Oh, look at the dead bird".

Chirujeevi looked skyward n said "where?.., where?..
Pk: I saw d dead bird it is flying in d sky.



7.
chiru opened A College.
The Name of the the College is
.
.

CHIRU WOMEN'S COLLEGE FOR BOYS "

or

"CHIRU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF INGINEERING"