Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Some More Jokes on CHIMPI..............by VemulaRenaSagar

1.
chiru pant vippi varsham lo parugedutunnadu.
allu told"plz wear it"
chiru:my 60 years old body people can see no problem.but pant kotthadi..



2.

Pavala kalyan"PULI" movie tickets available now.just visit following websites:
www.pk.com
www.diesoon.com
www.how2die.com
www.123danger.com.




3.

MAGADHERA kanipiste Hall Lo EEGALU yegiripothayi.AP lo current potundi.Tellani Pandhi burdhalo dorli Nallaga Marutundi.appudu vadu mande agni golam la kadu , nallaga madipoyina masala dosa la kanipisthadu.....





4.

Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide. You know why? . . . . he watched banana dance of PAVALA KALYAN..





5.

once chiruJeevi traveling on bus with his wife
wife: evandi veedu na jaketlo cheye pettadu
chiru: you dont worry purse naa jebulo undi




6.

RamCharan:Babai, water nundi power enduku teestaru?

PK:Bitthiroda... Atla tiyyakapothe snanam
chesetapudu shock kodtadi kadara!!





7.

Allu:Ippude ne gurinchi think chesam,intha lone vachavu.Neeku 100 years!
chiruJeevi: noru musko.naku 60 years ye..

Funny chiruJeevi..




8.

A bus fell in a lake
Allu Came up.
But aravind jumped back to d lake
chiru asks why?
aravind:conductor,didnt gave change




9.

ChirU:"Surekha,Who is d father of RamCharan?"
receiving reply frm Surekha Chiru faints
why?
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Surekha asks him "what r d options?"






10.


Breaking News:Octopus paul in Coma

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Doctors says
how it is happened,aquarium oficer says chiru asked him a question"nenu CM epudu avthanu"






11.

RAM CHARAN: babai ma kotha intiki gruha pravesham chesthunam e month..nuvvu ravali PAVALA KALYAN:Avna congrats ra.... ye function hal lo???..





12.

in his marriage looks chiru: enthavaraku chaduvukunnav?
ammayi:B.A
chiru:chadivinde rendu mukkalu avi kuda ulta-paltaa naa?
funny family..





13.


CHARAN sleeping on america road
Police:who r u?
CHARAN:I am CHIRUTHA
Police put in american zoo by keeping d board"INDIAN CHIRUTHA"






14.


RAM CHARAN: babai nuvvu evarinaina love chesava?
PK: chesanu kani thanu i love u 2 antundi..
Aa rendo vadu evado artham kavatledu





15.

RamCharan: baabai chess adadaam randi!

Pawan kalyan: meeru adutu vundandi...!

Nenu veli sports shoe vesukuni vasthanu.






16.

1 lady dashed chiru and said " I am SORRY"...
chiru : Iam Pushpam !! pichi Pushpam..
Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry...
erripappa chiru family




17.

The bus conductor said"Half Pant,Half Ticket & Full Pant,Full Ticket".suddenly CHIRU removed his Pant n said"No Pant,No Ticket"..
funny sirio




18.

RamCharan:Babai 5+5 entha?
PavalaKalyan: Arey Idiot,Stupid,Daridrapu Mohapoda,Nela takkuva XXXXX!..
lopaliki poyi Calculater teesuku ra po...





19.


chiru wife: Intlo unna"LIFE BOY"soap ekkada pettarandi?
chiruJeevi: Aarogyaniki manchidani indaka TV lo chepparu.anduke thinesa.
funny siru..



20.


chiru in Bommarillu: Bommanu Geeste Kukkaindi,
Daggarikelte Bow Bow Andi,

Sarle Papam ani Biscuits Eiste adi Tarimi Tarimi Karichindi..

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