1)chiru and pavan were fixing a bomb in a car.
chiru: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
pavan: Dont worry, I have one more.
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2)Boss : Where were you born ?
chiru: Andhra .
Boss : which part ?
chiru: Kya which part ? Whole body born in andhra.
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3)chiru, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
chiru angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - siru
M - Meeda jokes vesi
S - Service
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4)What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
pavan kalyan Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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5)One tourist from U.S.A. asked to chiru: Any great man born in this village???
chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!!
tommrrow with 5 more sms on chiru and his famils................urs jay..
stay tuned for updates.......
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