Donkey story

Young Rajesh bought a Donkey from a farmer for 1000.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said,
‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’ 
Rajesh replied,
‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ 
The farmer said,
‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’ 
The farmer asked,
‘What ya gonna do with him?’
Rajesh said,
‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ 
The farmer said,
‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Sure I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’ 
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
‘What happened with that dead donkey?’ 
Rajesh said,
‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a
profit of $998.’ 
The farmer said,
‘Didn’t anyone complain?’ 
Rajesh said,
‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’
The farmer asked,
Who is that idiot that agreed to this anyway?
Rajesh replied, his name is Chiranjeevi!!